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Повідомити про проблему з перекладом
B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHAFXCKER THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ↻ ⊲ Ⅱ ⊳ ↺ VOLUME: ▁▂▃▄▅▆▇ 100%
> wander
> meet some guys dressed up in trash holding AK-47's
>"HEY YOU, NAKED"
> I come
> "Follow us, you're our prisoner now"
> They bring me to a base with a crudely drawn ISIS flag on it
> They bring me into their base
> "SING FOR US"
> I don't say anything
> "well you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ useless aren't you"
> "bring him in to the thunderdome"
> waitwhat
> they bring me into a prison with another naked
> "NOW FIGHT!"
> me and the naked fight intensely with rocks
> I kill him, everyone is screaming "ALLAHU AKBAR" in bad middle-eastern accents
> they bring me outside for a break
> one ISIS member leaves the base, and i run outside while the door is open
> being shot at by AK-47's while zigzagging
> I escape the desert
then left Egypt, bought Rust and the same thing happened in Rust
I've just been worried that for some reason this could be bad or an underlying issue but I don't want to ask my doctor because it's embarrassing obviously
Is it weird that I do this? Do any other ball-havers do this?
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╚══`.¸.Cata
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⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢣⠀⢻
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⢻⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠁⡠⠁
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After a good game in csgo, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy.
We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends.
Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party.
He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard d*ck push against my leg.
I punched him and then 1 tapped him.
Turns out he was gay.
Don't trust this d-lover!
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