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♡ im ovulating ♡

if you dont propose to me this year im going to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eat flesh and bone from your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ legs

desperately want a big wet one rn

ggs chill survivor +rep

ginormous nuts perfect shape wonderful texture

sleep with me immediately

my man

i want you to have my children

Looking for a, looking for a
That you're looking for a boyfriend (yeah)
I see that, gimme time, you know I'm gonna be there
Don't be scared to come put your trust in me
Can't you see all I really want to be
Is your boyfriend (yeah)
Can't fight that
Knock me down you know I'm coming right back
I don't care at all what you done before
All I really want is to be your
Your boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend
Your boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend
Your boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend
Your boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend

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*(...'•'.. ) *˛╬╬╬╬╬˛°.｜田田 ｜門｜╬╬╬╬╬*˚ .˛

i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school girl except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous.

Artie, realizing that he has been seen by this guy running towards the car knows that he has to do something to get away, so he sprints to Freddie and with one swing knocks him out. Artie then full of fear and panic gets on top of Freddie and chokes him to death as well. Unfortunately for Artie and Paul this gives the police time to arrive and Arrest him.

The next day the paper lands on Paul's doorstep with the headline "Artie Chokes two for a dollar at Safeway"

While Paul's wife is shopping in the Safeway Artie sneaks into the back seat of Paul's wife's Car and waits for her. When paul's wife finally gets done with the shopping and gets out to the car, Artie pops up from the hiding place and grabs her around the neck and starts choking her to death. At one point Artie thinks to himself this is taking way longer then it does in the movies. All the while she is violently twitching and struggling in the front seat. Eventually she succumbs to the strength Artie built up over all those years of construction labour.

Little does Artie know, but the store manager 35 year old Freddie has seen everything happen on the security cameras and has called the cops and ran outside to try to stop what Artie has done. Yet Freddie arrives just a little too late, in fact just as Artie is about to make his escape.

The next day Paul awakes to find Artie gone, Artie knows better then to be found on the couch by Paul's wife in the morning. Paul wakes with the biggest hangover that he has EVER experienced, but Paul knows that this day is this is the first day of a new life for him. His wife of course is in her typical mood, but Paul placates her all day with "yes, dear", "Of course, Dear", "I'll get right on it Dear." All the while feeling like crap. That evening Paul puts his plan into motion and he begs his wife to go to the Safeway to pick up some pain killers and pepto for his still lingering hangover. Because he has been soo compliant all day his wife reluctantly goes. Little does she know this is the last shopping trip she will ever make. Paul quickly texts Artie "It's a go".

40 min later the 2 of them drunkenly stumble through Paul's front door only to find Paul's wife up in the living room. She immediatly starts yelling "WHERE THE ♥♥♥♥ HAVE YOU BEEN?!" "WHY ARE YOU SO DRUNK?"...... on and on she yells until finishes with "WELL IF YOU TWO ARE SUCH GOOD BUDDYS THEN YOU CAN SLEEP TOGETHER FOR ALL I CARE!" and slams the door to the bedroom. They both look at each other, smirk, then immediately pass out on the couches.

Halfway home, Paul comes to two drunken conclusions: 1. he has to share the winnings with his friend Artie 50/50, and 2. His ♥♥♥♥♥ of a wife ain't gonna let that happen. Paul decides to share this epiphany with Artie and the two of them sit down to figure out this problem, and after about a half hour the only conclusion that they can come to is Paul's Wife has got to go.

Artie being the good friend that he is tells Paul that he is willing to take care of the little problem himself, Artie never really liked Paul's wife anyway. But Artie being the legal genius that he is wants to have some assurance that Paul is still gonna follow through his side of the plan and wants a contract. Paul agrees and pulls out the only piece of paper in his wallet, a one dollar bill and "Pays" Artie to off his wife. And they come up with a plan.

On Friday they are both sitting there at the Legion having a laugh over a couple of beers when the cute lottery girl comes on the t.v. to read out the numbers. Paul pulls out the ticket and spreads it out on the beer stained table in front of them. The lottery girl starts reading out the numbers, 45, 10, 05. Both of Paul and Artie's hearts start beating, thats 200$ already. 53, Holy crap thats like a 10, 000 ticket. They both start losing their ♥♥♥♥. 46....... Paul feints. He just won the jackpot. 37million dollars.

Two minutes later Artie finally revives Paul. Paul and Artie celebrate the night away, buy round after round for the people at the Legion and get absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. They close out the bar and as the ugly lights come on they stumble blitzed, singing, onto the street arm in arm with the winning lottery ticket in hand and start the long walk back to Paul's place.

Artie's life wasn't much better either, he never had the smarts for that great Job. In fact he was stuck in a dead end job as a construction labourer. Artie's car was pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥ too. Artie never married, but he was happy in the knowledge that at least he didn't end up with Paul's ♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife.

For Paul's 46th birthday Artie was pretty broke, so all he could get his friend was a single lottery ticket. Artie being the sentimental guy that he was picked the date of the start of their friendship, and their respective ages (46, 45). Paul loved the present, and thought that the two of them should go to the Legion that friday to split a round of beers and listen to them call out the numbers.

Paul has a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ life, his wife constantly berates him, his job sucks, his boss is a bully, his car is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 85 ford pinto with a cracked windshield and is in bad need of a new transmission and to top it all off he's chubby, balding, and he has a small penis.

The only thing good in Paul's life is his friend Artie. Artie isn't the brightest bulb in the world, but he's always been there for Paul in the tough times. On October 5, 1953 Artie stood up for Paul against his bully in 7th grade. Artie got his ass handed to him at that time, but so did Paul. That incident resulted in a life long friendship. Paul and Artie went to the same High School together. They traveled around Europe that one summer in college. Artie was Paul's best man at his wedding. Everyone thought speech Artie gave was terrible, But Paul loved it Artie was his best friend.

The average person needs 2,000 calories a day.
The average ejaculation contains around 1 calorie.
That’s 2000 nuts a day or 730,000 nuts per year.
However the average ejaculation is 3 milliliters.
That’s 6000 milliliters or 6 liters a day of ♥♥♥.
The human stomach can only hold a maximum of 5 liters.
Imagine your entire digestive system filled to the brim with jizz every single day, it sounds awful and I love the taste of ♥♥♥.
To sustain yourself off of jizz you would need to be the ultimate cumslut.
Extra info:
The average guy takes 5.5 minutes to ♥♥♥ and 20 minutes to recover.
That means if a guy had to ♥♥♥ as his job he would nut roughly 20 times in those 8 hours.
To get 2000 nuts per day you would need 100 dudes working 8 hours a day.
That’s 800 manhours to feed somebody on just jizz for one day.
Assuming you paid them a fair wage of $15 per hour you’re paying $12,000 dollars per day to sustain yourself.
That’s $4,380,000 dollars per year to feed yourself on ♥♥♥.

What's my gender? 🚺🚹❓❓Did you just 😱 ask me 😂😂 what my gender 👧🏽👦🏽 was❓❗️Oh my god, you are LITERALLY 👋🏻 the most IGNORANT 💩 AND ILLTERATE 📚📚📚 ❌❌ ♥♥♥♥ I have EVER seen👀👀👀 browsing before 😂😂😂😂😂 What gives you the RIGHT ✔️✔️ to ask me what my 🚺🚹🚺🚹 gender is? 😂😂😂 MHMM? NOTHING ❌❌ THATS WHAT ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️ but I'm gonna tell you anyways ☝🏼️🙇🏼☝🏼🙇🏼☝🏼🙇🏼 Being G 🚺 E 🚹 N 🚺 D 🚹 E 🚺 R 🚹 F 🚺 L 🚹 U 🚺 I 🚹 D means that I am both M A L E 🍆💦👦🏽 (cis scum😷😷😷😷😷) and F E M A L E👧🏽👠💄🍑 ❗️❗️❗️❗️ I can swap ⬇️⬆️➡️⬅️ between these genders 👌🏻😂 as I please❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️ You're ignorance 😷 is literally OOZING 💦💦💦💦 out 😂😂😷😷😂😷😂😂GERMER

I feel Hitler in these streets, a moustache traded for a toupee.

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What's this you've said to me, my good friend? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and Ive been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend.

(cont...) The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.

God ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dammit, I went about a month without seeing this meme and assumed it was finally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ over, but I guess not. You just HAD to post it once again, didn't you? You felt SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ inclined to bring this cancerous piece of ♥♥♥♥ back to the face of this board, like it was your God given duty or some ♥♥♥♥. This meme isn't even funny, m8, like seriously. It's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ annoying, just like you. Every time I see this ♥♥♥♥, I want to strangle the guy responsible for posting it, and that guy just happens to be you. So congratulations, you are officially a ♥♥♥. I swear to God if I ever see this meme again I'm gonna bang my head against a wall. It's the most assinine thing on the planet, it's not entertaining, it's not funny, it doesn't even make any ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sense. It's just a waste of space. This post could've gone to something that could actually have contributed to the planet, or even just this board, but no. Instead, it has to go to this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ meme.

👌roses are red👌👌💦nuts are brown🍒skirts go up 👌 pants go down🎅🏿body to body 👀 skin to skin🙌when its stiff 👤stick it in👅💦it goes in dry🤡its comes out wet🍖the longer its in 🔥 the stronger it gets💪🏿 it comes out dripping and starts to sag 💦🍆 its not what u think its a tetley teabag☕️

Hey I saw your astounding plays in rainbow 6 and noticed you were VAC banned for an "MW2 FOV changer", I was just wondering where you got the "FOV changer" for R6 and if you could link me to it.

-rep PALADINS SCRUB

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go to your room

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dad xd

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signed by DAD

Like a fire

its lit

Do you think you're better off alone

Greatest waifu

y lie

u2

gay

can i please buy 1 meme

x cuse me ????1//