10/10, in this game I've:

- Knighted a trio of mimics
- Convinced a group of sculptors to form the worlds deadliest cavalry formation.
- Instructed spider waifu to set a orphans tent on fire.
- Turns out orphans were demons.
- Recruited those demons into the crusade.
- Formed a crusading army almost entirely out of bards, clerics, and their groupies
- Named that army "Jesus & Jingle"
- Went on a killing bender with "Jesus & Jingle"
- Wiped out half the demonic armies with the power of lute and bible.
- Became a Mythic Dragon
- Realized I could be a dragon for literally free if I just went arcane.
- Went Oracle because I lack reading skills.
- Realized oracles not only don't get arcane, they get crippled.
- Chose to be a drugged-out fairy as my mythic path instead.
- Got drugged-out dragon as my best buddy.
- #thebestdragonbuddy
- Dragon buddy and I go on a murder spree across the continent.
- Pick nothing but chaotic and evil choices for 6 months, still somehow Neutral Good.
- Quite literally sleep with a murderer next to the corpse of her latest victim.
- Tips the scales into... chaotic good.
- Unclear as to what being good means anymore.
- Hobble over to my dragon bestie with my broken legs.
- Dragon bestie is huge now.
- Dragon bestie tells me to ride him.
- Words cannot describe the joy in my heart.
- Flirted with the Queen.
- Found out the Queen was mentally handicapped.
- Told the Queen to her face that I prefer spider waifu.
- Faced Consequences.
- Recruited those consequences into the crusade.
- Formed a second crusading army named "Walk of Shame" out of those consequences.
- Burned half the world-wound in a fit of presumed sex, drugs, and music.
- Rescued idiot Queen.
- #letsbetogetheragain
- Jk, smooch spider waifu in front of her face again.

11/10, this has to be one of my favorite games of all time. Beware extreme spoilers ahead.

In this game I've:

- Crash-land on a dragon within the first 3 minutes of the game. Somehow survive this.
- Dragon makes me both royalty and gives me land.
- #HolyshitI'mKingArthur.
- Actual King Arthur shows up the next day to screw me.
- Plot twist: He's lazy AF.
- Still the prince, still own the farm, but now I have to fight my own battles.
- Go to the Dungeon.
- Find a Earth Spike spell in the first chest I ever opened.
- Equip it.
- Proceed to knocked myself unconscious with my own magic.
- Learn that magic first uses your mana, then - insanely - your health.
- Give 10% of all my money to the doctor. Must be in the UK.
- Decided to put magic on hold, and went to forge a sword.
- Went into a dungeon armed with only a watering can because I didn't realize that failing to forge things doesn't magically give you the things you failed to forge.
- Proceeded to get my rear absolutely demolished.
- Received free treatment from a busty nurse. Must be in Heaven.
- Decided to earn some money by farming.
- Spent the better part of an hour clearing the field of weeds, stones, and wood.
- Went into the woods to get a pet to do the labor for me.
- Found a chicken.
- Fed the chicken about 30 units of medicinal grass until it liked me.
- Asked the chicken to take care of a section of the field.
- #Holyshitwhatwasinthatgrass.
- Chicken immediately proceeds to headbutt and destroy a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BOULDER.
- It then proceeded to seed and water the entire field. It even gave me eggs.
- Thoroughly impressed, I then immediately recruit a cow, a squirrel, and a pineapple.
- Was informed by a friend that you could tame dungeon bosses.
- Skip forward 20 hours.
- I am the Demon Lord, flanked by my loyal familiars Electric Horse and Hot Dryad.
- I no longer need to fight, my familiars wreck everything for me.
- I realize that combat magic requires me to aim, and I suck at aiming.
- I evolve to become the ultimate life-form: the party healer.
- With Combat and Farm safely in hand, I turn my attention to the ladies.
- Settle on romancing Dolce, because I emphasize with social awkwardness.
- About 10 hours into this whirlwind romance, I both regret and enjoy my choices.
- Dolce is haunted by a loli ghost.
- Loli ghost is the definition of anti-wingman. But hilariously so.
- I persevere, and eventually the two (three?) of us are married.
- I have a child with Dolce, name her Leche.
- I fully expect she will be mocked in school.
- Like any responsible parent, I bring my family with me to work, fighting in the dungeon.
- At this point I'm a master craftsmen, so I forge weapons fit for demigods for both of them.
- My daughter is given a hammer twice her size that hits with the power of a nuclear explosion.
- #Lets see someone bully her now.
- My wife is given a staff that kills mid-game bosses in one shot.
- I clad them in armor to the point where being damaged heals them.
- The two of them proceed to wreck face.
- I beat the final boss of the game in 2 minutes, without even moving.
- Dragon buddy gives me a ride back as credits play.
- Dragon Buddy dies.
- Am genuinely sad, dragon buddy was very nice.
- Townsfolk band together to open a secret dungeon.
- Realize that I've only completed ONE HALF OF THE GAME.
- Its been 60 hours.
- Proceed to have the absolutely time of my life for the next 40.

Seriously 11/10 this game is so much fun.