own a musket for home defence
since thats what the
founding fathers intend
four ruffians break into my house
i see the chance and i pounce what the devil i shout
as a grab my powdered wig and kentucky rifle
blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man
get my pistol for the second but i miss and it lands
in the neighbor dogs body and he's canned
i resort to the cannon at the top of the stairs
grape shot and it got two men in a pair
the sound and extra shrapnel makes a break in the air
fix bayonet charge the last guy
he bleeds out waiting for the cops to arrive
since triangular wounds are impossible to survive

just as the founding fathers intended

This man is a chad he was very nice +rep

oh brother this guy stinks

hi mate, can you add me? just for a quick chat

hey, i cant send you friend request, so can you add me please? its urgent

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