What the bloody hell did you just say about the Conservative Party, you little pleb? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Eton, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret Bullingdon dinners, and I have over 300 confirmed bottles of champers. I am trained in monetarism and I’m the top minister in the entire HM Government. You are nothing to me but just another scrounger. I will cut your benefits with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my bloody words. You think you can get away with saying that tosh to me at PMQ's? Think again, wanker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of chaps across the United Kingdom and your JSA is being traced right now so you better prepare for the austerity, peasant. The austerity that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Sky TV subscription. You’re bloody done, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can sanction you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my long-term economic plan. Not only am I extensively trained in fiscal responsibilty, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the British Army and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable arse off the face of our island, you lazy ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “communist” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your benefits. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you cretin. I will ♥♥♥♥ hard-working families all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ruined, pleb.