Well, I usually masturbate 3 times during the day with those times taking place in the beginning or middle of the day in the bathroom, in the evening or late afternoon in the bathroom, and late at night when I'm in bed with no one to accidentally walk in me pleasuring myself to my best ability (I've always made sure bathroom doors were locked ever since I was toilet trained so I don't worry about getting caught there.) Here are the things I usually do in preparation for those always pleasurable and memorable moments of masturbation.

1. Lather vaseline on my hands and my scrotum. I also use a mix of Vaseline and coconut oil which kind of feels like saliva if you lather enough on at the start. Sometimes I just use coconut oil for flavor for when I want to taste what came out of me when I'm finished.

2. Put some lubricant in my belly button for later. ( luckily it's deep enough to hold extra lube for when I want some real fast but not deep enough to where I can't reach it.)

3. Scroll through tumblr and instagram and see how creative I can get with my searches until my base urges take over and I'm edging subconsciously.

4. I use my tablets' private browser with Bing as my search engine when I watch porn because I've never trusted Google with that part of my search history.

5. If I'm in bed and not watching porn I usually do light breathing exercises with a little bit of moaning, humming, and cooing to get myself in the mood.

6. I pull my shirt up or take it off to play with my belly button for extra arousal and pull down my underwear but not take it off completely so if someone in my house calls me I can get redressed and respond to them and then head back to where I was originally and pickup from where I stopped originally.

7. If I'm in my room during the spring or summer I turn my fan on high to make sure no one hears me moaning from pleasure ( or trying to but failing).

8. After completing those tasks it's now finally time to [insert masturbation metaphor here].