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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 4:40pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 5:21pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 6:15pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 10:29am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 5:18am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 12:04pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:23pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 5:42am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 6:49pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 3:08am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 9:32am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 5:11am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 5:34pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 4:24pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 4:25pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 4:32pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 4:39pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 4:51pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 3:55am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 2:48pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 12:53pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 4:38am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:08am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 11:44am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 11:44am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 11:44am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 4:25pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 4:38pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 5:00pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 7:24pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 4:23pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 4:23pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 4:41pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 4:36am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:23am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 2:25pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 4:24pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 4:53pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 10:02am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 4:30pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 5:34pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 4:20pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 4:39pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 7:25am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 12:04pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 4:34pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 3:26am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 6:41pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 7:25am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:23pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 10:36am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 4:20pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 9:47am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 3:08am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 11:19am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 5:43am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 6:49pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 7:24pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 3:57pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 6:06pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 4:54pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 4:54pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 8:11pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 4:38pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 6:10pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 4:54pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 4:31pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 4:40pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 10:02am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 5:09pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 10:02am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 1:39pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 7:17pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 6:41pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 7:17pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 4:54pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 5:07am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 8:23pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 8:47am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 1:58pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 1:24pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 3:36pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 7:53pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 4:38am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:17pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 1:03am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 5:42am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 2:31pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 6:10pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 1:49pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 8:20pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 8:20pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 2:50pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:08am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 8:41pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 1:24pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 6:06pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 2:38pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 5:27pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 7:01am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 6:33pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 7:32pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 4:03am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 5:27pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 8:12pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 3:07pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 3:08pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 1:32pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 1:51pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 12:38pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 12:04pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 6:59pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 11:31am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 6:06pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 8:26am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 5:54am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 4:07pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 5:00pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 6:27pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 7:07pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 8:08pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 4:31am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 4:54pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 8:49am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 6:07pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 8:23pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 3:57pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 1:41pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 8:47am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 5:10pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 7:01am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 4:33pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 6:38pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 8:25pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 9:42am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 10:44am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 11:31am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 6:07am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 6:07am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 11:30am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 11:30am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 2:51pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 3:53pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 7:27pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 6:05am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 2:25pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 4:54pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 2:48pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:59am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 7:15pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 3:08pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 5:32pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 12:53pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 1:24pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 3:07am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 6:07pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 7:42pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 9:54am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 5:36pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 8:47am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 2:39pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 6:35pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 2:49pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 3:05pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 4:39am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 9:08am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 12:13pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 11:37am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 1:19pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 12:55pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 1:36pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 1:21pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 3:36pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 5:43am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 4:54pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 5:13am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 12:25pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 11:10am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 11:44am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 8:18am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 6:11am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 1:57pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 9:07pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 3:08pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 6:07pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 2:39pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 5:27pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 4:30pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 6:34pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 8:23pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 9:42am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 10:44am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 1:21pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 2:55pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 2:58pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 1:32pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 4:07pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 6:27pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 5:00am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 9:40am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 1:37pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 2:51pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 6:17pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 11:10am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 5:37pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 2:32pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 10:24am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 8:47am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 7:11am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 6:06pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 5:13am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 8:37pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 2:50pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 4:08pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 8:20pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 9:21pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 6:01am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 9:32am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 9:07pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 4:15pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 5:01am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 8:22pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 12:08pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 5:27pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 4:27pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 6:33pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 8:12pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 8:24pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 9:48am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 1:14pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 2:54pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 2:59pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 4:29pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 6:19pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 5:33am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 4:36am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 2:57pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 2:49pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 6:00am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 2:57pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 6:00am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 12:52am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 5:57am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 9:42am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 1:09pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 1:38pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 5:13am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 12:41pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 1:10pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 8:12pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 8:24pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 9:42am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 10:44am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 1:52pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 2:59pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 4:29pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 5:25pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 5:33am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 12:37pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 12:40pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 1:25pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 6:49pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 1:01pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 12:21pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 7:25pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 12:30pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 12:53pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 12:42pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 2:00pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 6:11pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 7:56pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 4:59pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 6:11pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 5:47am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 9:41am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:43pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:18pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 11:07pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 1:02pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 7:01am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 4:14am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 1:21pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 5:24pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 12:36pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 1:41pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 4:59am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 12:37pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 1:04pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 9:08pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 9:42am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 1:56pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 5:25pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 10:44am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 1:23pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 2:56pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 4:13pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 5:24pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 4:54am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 12:37pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 12:37pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 1:25pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 1:35pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 4:26pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 4:29pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 6:08pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 4:13pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 5:24pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 5:25pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 12:26pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 12:37pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 12:42pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 1:35pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 1:40pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 4:29pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 6:08pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 9:21pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 10:57am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 12:44am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 12:19pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 12:20pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 12:24pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 12:36pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 1:50pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 4:25pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 8:56am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 1:34pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 5:00am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 5:00am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 6:22pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 12:08pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 12:49pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 12:49pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 1:30pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 1:30pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 1:22pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 4:25pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 11:11pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 2:54am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 4:41pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 8:14pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 5:54am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 1:32pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 12:38pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 4:34am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 12:37pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 12:40pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 1:25pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 1:40pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 4:26pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 4:29pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 6:08pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 10:57am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 1:40pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 12:52am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 2:55am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 8:25am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 1:41pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 3:07pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 5:00pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 9:43am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 2:58pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 7:42pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 12:42pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 4:26pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 5:13am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 1:37am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 4:53pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 6:30am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 12:39pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 1:20pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 4:39am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 4:11pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 1:24pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 4:50pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 9:43am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 6:35pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 5:01am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 1:52pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 5:24pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 12:36pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 1:41pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 6:09pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 12:52am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 4:42pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 8:13pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 9:08am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 12:47pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 1:37pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 12:50pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 12:53pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 1:46pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 4:30pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 8:14am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 12:03pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 6:11am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 6:04pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:04am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 12:40pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 2:51pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 2:54am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 2:15pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 2:15pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 11:24am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 11:24am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 1:40pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 1:25pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 1:40pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 4:26pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 4:26pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 5:11am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 10:57am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 1:52pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 12:52am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 8:25am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 8:26am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 4:52pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 4:54pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 6:20pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 8:14am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 6:25am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 4:11pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 4:26pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 5:11am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 8:56am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 11:24am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 12:44am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 1:18am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 8:25am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 8:28am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 4:52pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 6:20pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 8:14pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 12:04pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 10:51am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 3:52pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 6:33pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 11:25am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 3:01pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 12:34pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 1:35pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 6:08pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 1:52pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 8:26am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 6:20pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 11:05am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 12:40pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 1:36pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 12:48am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 9:49am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 12:37pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 5:01am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 7:27pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 4:54pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 8:50am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 4:25pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 4:35pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 4:23pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 4:40pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 4:40pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:17pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 6:36pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 5:01am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 2:51pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 7:43pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 12:41pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 4:26pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 10:57am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 8:25am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 4:53pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 11:05am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 1:11pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 1:39pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 1:47am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 8:56am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 12:25pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 1:38am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 9:08am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 9:08am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 6:21pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 6:22pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 8:15am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 8:15am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 12:04pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 7:15am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 1:09pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 12:25pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 4:39am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 6:09am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 6:11am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 6:49pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 1:11pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 4:54pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 11:25am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 3:36pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 12:38pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 1:32pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 9:21pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 12:52am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 4:41pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 8:14pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 5:54am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 1:28pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 1:53pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 2:55am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 2:56am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 9:07am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 9:08am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 6:22pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 6:04am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 8:15am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 8:15am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 6:04pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 7:16am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 4:53pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 4:15pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+11

11 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked