Politician: n. An inherently mendacious person who seeks power or access to it for personal gain by cynically manipulating people and exploiting situations regardless of the morality or consequences of those actions.

Lady GaGa’s nipple popped out at a recent signing. It was alright. Sort of like finding out your bike has 11 speeds instead of 10

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have Autism. Bus.