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Salacious ♪ Rosalia 🍑 25. aug. 2020 kl. 9.13 
I don't have any use for bodyguards, but I do have a specific use for two
highly trained certified public accountants.
-- Elvis Presley

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The Ruffed Pandanga of Borneo and Rotherham spreads out his feathers in
his courtship dance and imitates Winston Churchill and Tommy Cooper on
one leg. The padanga is dying out because the female padanga doesn't
take it too seriously.
-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"

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In Greene, New York, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on
the sidewalks when a concert is on.
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Chris: Hey, mom, look at these bananas.
Peter: Why you smart little bastard.
Lois: Now Chris, these are called "plantains". In fact, some women prefer them to normal size bananas because they're exotic and flavorful, and very very special.
Peter: Yeah, Lois, I see all the sorority girls clamoring for the platain section.

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