You just trespassed onto my profile uninvited, don’t you think that’s quite disrespectful? Of course, as a reasonable man I understand that you could be curious, maybe you’ve seen me in a Multiplayer game and thought “Who’s this self made gentleman?” - However, don’t you think it’s still impolite to go ahead and just enter? Sure, my profile may be public but this is like you leaving the door open to your house and somebody walking in and critiquing your belongings, you understand, don’t you? The fact that you’re still reading is starting to wear me down, you’re making my self-confidence get on the line here. You’re not a friend or anything either, are you? You’re just some stranger who’s breaking into my digital home, my shrine… My digital self-made portrait of a steam profile!

In a sense, you’ve disrespected my rights, wouldn’t you agree?!