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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 3:09pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 3:52pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 4:25pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 7:17pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 10:07pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 1:55pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 6:33pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 11:56pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 1:47am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 2:51pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 8:06pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 3:06pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 4:24pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 2:45pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 2:48pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 2:51pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 3:03pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 3:29pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 5:03pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 7:08pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 2:44am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 11:31am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 3:41pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 10:08pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 10:08pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 10:08pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:36pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 2:43pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 10:40pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 11:10pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 12:48am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 3:03pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 3:04pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 3:06pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 5:08pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 6:33pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 6:50pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 3:03pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 3:28pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 5:27pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 2:45pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 3:42pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 6:54pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 3:09pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 5:31pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 11:51am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 3:02pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 4:24pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:49pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 6:07pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 3:56pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 2:08am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:49pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 8:02pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 2:58pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 9:45am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 11:56pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 7:59pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 12:13pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 9:59am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 1:06pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:22pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:23pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 11:41pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 2:48pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 3:54pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 6:49pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 3:41pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 3:04pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 6:56pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 3:52pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 6:10pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 1:22am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 12:59am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 9:42pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 9:43pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 10:31am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 9:42pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 2:25pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 7:59pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:43pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 6:41pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 4:36pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 2:54pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 2:55pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 11:30am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:42am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:10am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 2:44am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 11:30am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 9:35pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 12:48am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 9:32pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 12:15am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 12:59am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:35am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 3:33pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 12:28am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 10:31am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 2:42pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 5:10pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 2:25pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 3:43pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 9:36pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 6:36pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 1:47am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 3:25pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 3:26pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 7:45pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 7:46pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 8:28pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 7:20pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 3:15pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:18pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 1:47am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 1:19pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:40pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:11am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 10:47am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 1:20am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 1:55pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 1:05pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 3:14pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 3:03pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 3:17pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 3:18pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:21pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:26pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:31pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:52pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 11:03pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 11:07pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 12:18pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 8:23pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 11:46pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:57pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 2:52pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 1:31am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 2:53pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:43am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 7:40pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:16pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:16pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 11:10pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 12:17am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:04am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 1:45pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 1:45pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 9:49pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:38am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:38am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:11am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:33am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:56am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:19am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 7:00pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 3:22pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 7:09pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 2:25pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 1:33am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 8:01pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 3:40pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 9:32pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 8:02pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:43am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 1:05pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 4:33pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 12:25pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 9:51pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 2:56pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 3:29pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 4:24pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 7:50pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:21pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 11:15pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:59am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:53am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:52am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:08am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:00am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:09am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:09am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:41am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 3:07am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 3:02am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 3:09am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 3:15am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 3:17am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 10:08pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 7:16pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 6:20pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 3:09am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 1:37pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 7:58pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 7:11pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 11:24pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 3:26pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 3:27pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 7:39pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 9:14pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:28pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 11:24pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:01am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:01am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:04am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:30am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:57pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:16pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:31pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 11:41pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:12am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:26am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:32am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 3:15am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 3:22am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 10:10pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 1:29am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 9:59am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 1:57pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 11:08pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 2:55pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 3:17pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 7:36pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:07pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:14pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 11:13pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:46pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 1:19am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 12:13am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 11:15am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 3:11am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 11:15pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 11:15pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:51am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 3:26pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 7:46pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 9:14pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:30pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 11:25pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 12:18am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:23am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:02am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:27am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 3:13am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 3:15am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 3:19am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 6:15pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 6:15pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 12:34am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 10:16am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 7:29am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 15 May @ 1:31am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:48am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:01pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:36pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 9:31pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:13am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:52am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:57am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:21am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:59am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 10:47am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 12:29pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:35pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 11:44pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 12:18am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:58am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:59am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:28am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 3:13am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 3:13am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 3:13am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 10:43am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 10:57am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:08pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 3:11am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:40pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 3:12am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 3:07am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 3:20am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 7:47am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 7:47am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:41pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:45pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:45pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:45pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:45pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:45pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:31pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:06pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 May @ 10:40am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 3:32pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:29pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 2:06pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 2:06pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 2:06pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 2:06pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 2:06pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 2:06pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 2:06pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 2:06pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 2:06pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 2:07pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 1:57pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:04am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:13pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 9:35pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 11:27pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 7:39pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 11:09pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:00am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 3:07am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 10:43am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:37pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 11:40pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 3:26am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:35pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 2:07pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 11:08pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 11:15pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:19am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 3:11am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:55am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:04am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:06am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 3:00am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 3:03am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 3:17am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 3:24am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 3:25am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:03pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:39pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:39pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:44pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:49pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 3:12am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 3:12am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 3:12am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 3:16am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 3:24am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 10:49am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:34pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:42pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:44pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:49pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:44pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:44pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:44pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 3:11am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 3:23am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 10:42am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:02pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:43pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:45pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:34pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:36pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 3:29pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 7:36pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:44pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 9:40pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:28am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 12:35pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:10pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:28pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:28pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:15pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:53pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:44am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:31pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:33pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 11:09pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 11:28pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:12am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 2:37pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 12:13pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 10:39am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 8:14pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 11:00am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 10:42am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 3:24am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 10:42am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 10:44am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 11:03am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:32pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:43pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:48pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:52pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:44pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:44pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 10:55pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 11:39pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 11:41pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 1:29am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 1:19pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 7:41pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 11:09pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:11am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 3:08am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 11:00am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:43pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:34pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 10:55pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:19am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 11:40pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 3:30am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:38pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 9:40pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:40pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:30am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:35pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 7:11pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:24am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 2:51pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 7:37pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 11:03pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:00am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 3:15am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 10:43am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:40pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:52pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 9:37pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 12:49pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:23pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:19am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 10:48am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:39pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 May @ 3:38pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:45pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:18pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 6:06pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 12:44pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:47pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 2:22pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:35pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 2:05pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:44pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:49pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 5:22pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 5:22pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:02pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 11:04pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:48pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 2:29pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:33am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 8:15pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 11:28pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:57am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:03am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:40am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:36pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 8:25pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 11:04pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:37pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:36pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 11:02am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:33pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:38pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:44pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:48pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:47pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 10:56pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 11:33pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 12:47pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:06pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:15pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:25pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:57pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 10:16am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 1:18am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 12:55pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:43pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:48pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:56pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:44pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 9:34pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 11:36pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 11:38pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 12:46pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:06pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:17pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:23pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:51pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 1:06am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:19pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 9:40pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 3:03pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:30pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:14am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 3:07am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 3:28am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:34pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:44pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:39pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:06am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:59pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 11:04pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:01pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 3:45pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:59am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:02pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 8:53pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 2:07pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:01am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 10:54am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 11:15pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 3:15am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 12:32am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 12:44pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:34am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 10:46am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 5:48pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 4:46pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:27pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:48pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 2:43pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 2:57pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 2:38pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:36pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 3:09pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:04pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 4:19pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 9:45am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 1:17am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 6:35pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:54am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 4:45am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:00pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 2:07pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 2:15pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 10:35am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 11:48pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 1:22am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 7:36pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 11:41pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:14am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 3:15am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 10:54am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:44pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:38pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 11:42pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 2:22pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:25pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 5:48pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 11:32pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:01am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:08pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 8:53pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 11:09pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:55pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:47pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 11:02pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 12:44pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:02pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:21pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:21pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:27pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:25pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 12:16am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 10:46am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:40am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:25am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 10:39am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:02pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 6:19pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:10pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:12am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 2:28pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 2:05pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 12:34pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 6:46pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:07pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 4:21pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:44pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:45pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 1:06am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 9:00am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:53pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Apr @ 3:41pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:47am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:35pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 2:17am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 9:52pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 9:30pm

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:59pm

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 2:07pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 9:38pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 1:28pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 2:05pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 12:05am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 5:15pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:22pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:05am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:42am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 10:47am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:40pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:46pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 9:31pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:12am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 2:37pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 12:13pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 10:39am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 8:15pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 12:32am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 2:28pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:11am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:41pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 10:55pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 7:12pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:41pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 11:30pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 11:31pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:17am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:15pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:15pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:53pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 12:16am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 12:21am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:19pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 3:00am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 10:39am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 3:45pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 12:46am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 6:31pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 4:45pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:09pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 12:16am

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 5:15pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:53pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 9:52pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:19pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:31am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:57am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 6:19pm