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anTs

Big ♥♥♥♥ ants

Xx

Lord Maximus 22 | 5'10" | Pisces | Has cats [76% match]

Lord Maximus at your service m’lady, level 82 DM, feminist, gentleman, sandwich lover, burrito lover, woman lover.

ahem Listen Carefully, M'lady, it seems you have stolen something from me,and i am very upset, i will have no choice but to contact the town sheriff to place in the stocks,for thieving, if you do not return my heart to me posthaste, this kind of behaviour will not be tollerated, however, i am willing to overlook this transgression, if tou agree to a date with me, otherwise chareges will be pressed for the stealing of my heart, i await your letter of acceptance kisses hand and blows yours truly,lord Maximus

Ok so hear me out. Due to gravitation time dilation, your upper body is technically older then your lower body, that is ofcourse ... due to Gravitational Time Dilation. Gravitational Time Dilation is the effect gravity has on time. The lower the gravitational potential, the faster time is. Knowing this, because your d ick has more gravitational potential then your head, your head is older then your d ick (by like less then a millionth of a nanosecond but that doesn’t matter). So if you were sucking your own d ick while you turned 18, your head would age first. This means your 18 year old head would be sucking you 17 year old d ick. and you're a pedophile. that's all i wanted to say ! Thank you for listening to my TED Talk.

x x

My problem is you won't show us your feet. Every single time you tweet I beg and beg and beg for you to show us your feet. But you just ignore me. I wish you would just notice me. I also sometimes recommend future products you could sell like the life sized realistic sex doll but you never notice. It really hurts me. I often cry myself to sleep knowing I mean nothing to you. But if you just noticed me once you would realize I am a really nice guy, one of the good ones. I can make you happy. I tell good jokes. I have a wonderful job. I can cook incredible meals. I am very clean. I am very organized. I will give you my undivided attention. You will be the only thing I ever think about. You are the only thing I ever think about. I love you belle, I just, I just wish you would love me back.

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ur mums a freak eyeroll

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SIGNED BY POKIMANE

hello antonio

howdy mister

okay buddy

haven't you heard of what's going on lately?

I don't cheat :(

lol true

thx bro but i d'ont know i don't cheat xd u so bad

Signed by scrote aka alfies bestie

If skate 4 doesnt appear in 2022 its all ur fault

it happens bro

Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... And my arm... even my fingers... The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past!

https://i.imgur.com/J9lvTuT.png

IDIOT

-rep can't kill & toxic

-rep can't kill & toxic

sup

My story...I'm a 7th grader who has a crush on a 8th grader. Oh boy... I didn't realize I had feelings for him until just recently. I was waiting outside my classroom for something when he walks by and says, "Hey, maple," and smiles, pats me on the head. I'm like 5'1 and he's 6 foot, so he's pretty tall. And for some reason, the way he smiled, his charming blue eyes, his muscular body, his gentle but messy light brown hair made me blush. I couldn't get enough. I quickly realized he was just smiling at me and said teasingly "maple, having a moment?" I laughed and hit his arm then turned away. He walked off. I can't tell what I'm feeling, but I want more. He sees me as a sister, nothing more....what do I do? I want him to see me as something....something more than a sister...maybe lovers? How do I express how I feel? But I don't just want a meal... I want a buffet. I don't just want a brother...I want a lover. I hope you sweep me off my feet.

NICE PROFILE PIC

do u know what happened at 11.03pm

Yeet

stop being in groups I've been kicked from

hey I'm fine, all good!

at least I have one

Lebanon is not useless to the world, remember Mia Khalifa provided a lot of satisfaction to the world

yeah but birth is birth, he's one of us! ;D

love you too x

also never forget that Keanu Reeves is born in Beirut, the capital of Lebanon

no one is fighting here and our tree is just the cedar tree hahahaha

LMAO

ur just mad at me because im english and you're jealous

Take that back

hi bff

yes

signed by fortnitegod

-rep jebany daun z aib\mbotem

Your deathrun records were wack

Hello

My night: woke up at 1am and instantly messaged ants, getting ready for the new game of thrones episode that's about to come out at 3am, in those 2 hours ants works. 4:30am we finish the game of thrones episode and we're ♥♥♥♥ing shook. We find a mean girls meme and ants insists that we watch it, I say "ants dont you have work to do" and he says "IDGAF I WANT MEAN GIRLS" then proceeds to comment on my profile that i keep distracting her from works. Help.