I’m in the bathtub, uncooked spaghetti sticking to my skin like it’s giving slay vibes, while the ceiling and lightbulb are beefing over who’s the CEO of Thursdays. The water’s lowkey bussin, but my sock is sending me Morse code like it’s on its main character arc, and I’m over here, giving NPC energy, not knowing how to speak dolphin. Everything feels like it's rizzing me; even the lemon’s shadow I just ate hit different, like, not in a good way, more like gaslight gatekeep girlboss but for fruit. Lately, my life’s been serving soft launch dystopia, and honestly, that’s so mid, just like Lunchly.

Call me Nintendo, cause I smash bros.


✧Motherboard: Gigabyte B550M AORUS PRO
✧Processor: AMD Ryzen 7 5800X @ 3.9GHz
✧Graphics Card: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1080Ti 11gb
✧RAM: 32 GB @ 3600 MHz