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I've played for less than a day... and I shall write a complete review.

Sound : The guns have realistic reports and impact people with satisfying squelches.
Graphics : With everything on low, it still looks better than Source.
Community : Language program by Cleent! Learn fluent Russian in 2 weeks! Only $15.99 w/ purchase of Karambit.
Gameplay : Classic Source-esque dude-shooting. New gamemodes too.
Unboxing : I have a love-hate relationship with it. Yeah.
Animations : The weapon swap is amazing in first person, but spazzy from other's views.

All in all...

Nice job Valve!

gr8 b8 m8 8/8

All aboard the 'Splosion Train!
Destination : The Vlambeer homepage!

You don't log 300+ hours in a bad game if you catch my drift. Wanna glue a bathtub to an IRBM? You can. Wanna make a dildo launcher and nail people to walls with it? You can. Wanna make an ingame sex tape with a random creeper on a random server? YOU CAN.

8/8 m8 gr8 b8

If you don't want plot spoilers, then don't read this review.










You obviously want plot spoilers.

Gordon Freeman has gone to City 17 after being awakened again by G-Man. Other than the few flashes of memory you see, you don't have any clue what to do next. The Resonance Cascade is still remembered, and you witness cruelty aplenty as you walk through the dilapidated city (and are occasionally beaten by Metrocops).


Overall, just buy the damn game.

Beat Margaret Thatcher to death witha police baton as Tony Blair. GAME OF THE YEAR

An absolute pay-to-win. I grabbed a German plane that was TIV, and thought, "This is really nice!"
Then I ran out of Eagles. I was ruined, and had 700,000 normal money with nothing to spend it on. Then I had to spend 8 days trying to unlock a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ plane. Then, I tried to get more premium currency. NOPE! Money, money, money. Buy, buy, buy. Spend, spend, spend. Thanks, game! I now know the value of money! And it is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

The game is fantastic. Graphics kinda outdated, but that's Source for you. Possibly the best F2P after Team Fortress 2!

I recommend it, definitely, but i CAN'T LOG IN.
It says "Login Error : Unable to contact server... Publish an F7 report if the problem persists."
Well, that problem is persisting, and I dont even know what an F7 report even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is. PLEASE HELP ME!