Two entrepreneurs meet:
- Listen, I bought such an elephant. Just wonderful!
- An elephant? What the ♥♥♥♥?
- Yes, listen. He mows the grass around my house. Every morning. Children
takes them to school. Brings back later. Does lessons with them, count up?
Well, breakfast, of course, cooks. The house guards at night.
- Are you kidding.
- Really! Great elephant.
- Elephant?
- Elephant.
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- Listen, sell?
- What. An elephant like that?
- Well.
- Nuuuu. Well I do not know. Ok - 6 millions.
- You are crazy - 4!
- You are crazy, but ok - 5 millions.
- Okay, five.
Deal.
A week passes.
- Hey, I don’t understand something with an elephant.
- What's wrong with him?
- Yes, he is kind of strange. Trampled the entire lawn, yells at night, had broke up The guests house, has start to broke a big house

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- You are ... You shouldn't scold the elephant.
- Why?
- You won't sell.