BoarWhisperer's McPixel 3 Achievement Progress

Red Herring

It worked!

Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Peealot

Peeing upside down since 2012!

Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Made it all the way!

And what for?

Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:22pm

It's good to be short!

But not always!

Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Beat dude with another dude!

Where's my dude, dude?

Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 1:27pm

What what?

Where did it go?

Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 12:38pm

You scared it!

You monster!

Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:31pm

The birth of a salary man

Born to work (aren't we all?)

Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:33pm

I command this caterpillar!

Go and search for fake money!

Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Food thief!

The food belongs to the colony!

Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Forbidden love!

Ahh, will they ever be together?

Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 12:38pm

I peed your pants.

WHAT?

Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Learn to love!

That bomb didn't do anything bad (yet!)

Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Dead end!

Haha!

Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 1:56pm

McPixel is mom now!

Free range mom, too!

Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 12:45pm

CGAWAVE

It's the new best thing!

Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Nuclear dumpster diving!

What can we find here?

Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Hello World!

I drew this!

Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Manual trasmission chopper!

They don't make them like they used to!

Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:16pm

Ice Swimming!

It's the new cool thing!

Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:07pm

You can't hitch a bus!

Or can you?

Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Do you have a spare asteroid?

I might be addicted.

Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 1:43pm

I can't believe you've done that!

He was sleeping!

Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Slay the lamb!

It will bring upon destruction!

Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:18pm

My people need me!

And worst of all, I'm late for work!

Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Shoot'em up!

Wait, that's not what it's called!

Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Well done!

Congratulations!

Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Now that's a danger noodle

With a case of nuclear munchies!

Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Let some fresh air in!

Like that one roommate who always opens the window!

Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 12:31pm

I love computers

So good

Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Thanks for waiting!

You shouldn't have!

Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 12:32pm

The funniest joke in the world

It even tells you when to laugh!

Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 1:01pm

My car is so pushy

Pushy car, pushy car! Push it all around!

Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 1:12pm

It's my car!

Gotta make sure it smells like it!

Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 1:21pm

You have a right to remain silent!

It's only fair!

Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 1:16pm

What I always wanted to be when I grow up!

No human, no worries!

Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 1:22pm

The day is saved!

Yay!

Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 1:27pm

All gags you can eat!

You found them!

Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Poop goes ploop!

Ploop!

Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Is there candy inside?

One way to find out!

And this is how I met him...

Pants down best looking guy in town!

Wrong wire!

Sorry, you messed up.

You won't make it back in time.

Not a chance.

Right in the jimmy!

It was in self defense!

You're a snack!

...for workgroups!

The bar for this dive was high!

It was a high dive bar to overcome!

Keep your feet on the ground!

Or are you burnt out already?

Touchdown!

Wait, wrong sports!

Closing the gap!

Baby steps!

What's your goal there?

Eh?

BURP

CLOSED

Mom, I'm not a fish anymore!

It was just a phase!

Way to go!

Feels like the end of the world

Take this on your way down!

Down low!

Awww, you didn't have to!

Must've been love!

Imma just hide in the corner

Wait for this to blow over

Giving up is a virtue!

And worth it sometimes too!

It's pants time!

Wow!

Please don't come again!

Ouch!

Not THAT game!

What's the word?

I understand!

It's the language of my people!

Back my fish up!

Pow!

Yes

This is the correct thing to do.

BRB, gotta catch the train!

It's a bullet-time-train!

Ok, bye!

Weeeeeee!

The defendant is ready!

Objection!

Pee my ride!

Full of gold!

Uno, dos, tres

Quattro!

This is my missile!

It has been marked!

This is fishy!

Need to investigate!

Take care of your eyeballs!

Unless you have eyeballs of steel!

Why did you pick this up?

You know what this is, right?

Why did you break it?

Someone's gonna need it!

You got hit by a smooth golden bar!

You are now worthy

That's all of them!

Poor dudes!

Throw it all away!

Way to go!

Babies are evil!

But aren't we all?

Achievement Number 1

Congratulations!

DJs don't stage dive, you maniac!

Why would you do that?

Can I get an 'amen'?

No? Ok.

Express elevator!

Bye!

Are we there yet?

No.

Diligent

It's actually quicker this way too.

That was unnecessary.

At least you got an achievement, tho.

Do the worm!

Yes!

Better call Sos!

He knows all the solutions!

Stop beating my game!

Heeey!

There is nothing else!

You have found all gags in the world!

You can p** the dog

Can I get a retweet for this?

Date poacher!

At least it worked!

Barbeque in my pants!

It's hot!

Everybody clap!

That's a good landing!

Clear the path!

And get on it!