Forgor what I had here earlier.

Huge Clown
- Quotes from the Lads -

I lift because I feel empty inside. And nothing makes me feel more full than a good arm pump.

My dingers have more hang time than Aaron Hernandez.

Just because it's a game doesn't mean you can't disgrace his family.

Going to work without shaving is disrespecting your coworkers with your face.

I made her look like an idiot. And isn't that what Valentines Day is all about?

Can I get uh... Danimal Style burger with extra spud, I mean fred?

I'm fine, he's 1. I've watched him pee into his own face and smile.

You know, it's hard to find playdates for a gifted child. I don't mean to brag, but that's why I didn't have any friends.

- The Waffle Experiment -

Times kicked from a casual lobby from pure waffleness: 46
Times the waffle has survived: 57
Sample size of 110, probability of getting kicked {p} = .418 with standard deviation {σ} = .0497