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That seemed to be so sweet
Don't seem quite so amorous
Over Shredded Wheat
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"Remember, Information is not knowledge; Knowledge is not Wisdom;
Wisdom is not truth; Truth is not beauty; Beauty is not love;
Love is not music; Music is the best." -- Frank Zappa
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[Brian and Chris try to sneak into a fair by wearing a horse suit]
Ticket Seller: Wait a minute... your ass just sneezed. And horses can't talk. No, no... nothing here adds up at all.
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"Laugh while you can, monkey-boy."
-- Dr. Emilio Lizardo
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If while you are in school, there is a shortage of qualified personnel
in a particular field, then by the time you graduate with the necessary
qualifications, that field's employment market is glutted.
-- Marguerite Emmons
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The grave's a fine and private place,
but none, I think, do there embrace.
-- Andrew Marvell
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