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Red Herring

It worked!
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2024 @ 4:43am

Peealot

Peeing upside down since 2012!
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2024 @ 4:48am

Made it all the way!

And what for?
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2024 @ 5:15am

It's good to be short!

But not always!
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2024 @ 4:46am

Beat dude with another dude!

Where's my dude, dude?
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2024 @ 4:56am

What what?

Where did it go?
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 6:46am

You scared it!

You monster!
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 6:26am

The birth of a salary man

Born to work (aren't we all?)
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 6:33am

I command this caterpillar!

Go and search for fake money!
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 6:33am

Forbidden love!

Ahh, will they ever be together?
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 6:29am

I peed your pants.

WHAT?
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2024 @ 5:29am

Learn to love!

That bomb didn't do anything bad (yet!)
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2024 @ 5:26am

Dead end!

Haha!
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 6:50am

McPixel is mom now!

Free range mom, too!
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 6:52am

CGAWAVE

It's the new best thing!
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2024 @ 5:28am

Nuclear dumpster diving!

What can we find here?
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2024 @ 5:31am

Hello World!

I drew this!
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2024 @ 5:36am

Manual trasmission chopper!

They don't make them like they used to!
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2024 @ 5:16am

Ice Swimming!

It's the new cool thing!
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 7:04am

You can't hitch a bus!

Or can you?
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2024 @ 5:07am

Do you have a spare asteroid?

I might be addicted.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 6:23am

I can't believe you've done that!

He was sleeping!
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 7:06am

Slay the lamb!

It will bring upon destruction!
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 7:04am

My people need me!

And worst of all, I'm late for work!
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 9:41am

Shoot'em up!

Wait, that's not what it's called!
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 9:46am

Well done!

Congratulations!
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 9:43am

Now that's a danger noodle

With a case of nuclear munchies!
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 9:43am

Let some fresh air in!

Like that one roommate who always opens the window!
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 9:40am

I love computers

So good
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 9:40am

Thanks for waiting!

You shouldn't have!
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 9:51am

The funniest joke in the world

It even tells you when to laugh!
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 7:13am

Is there candy inside?

One way to find out!
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 8:42am

My car is so pushy

Pushy car, pushy car! Push it all around!
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 8:44am

Wrong wire!

Sorry, you messed up.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 9:22am

It's my car!

Gotta make sure it smells like it!
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 9:05am

You have a right to remain silent!

It's only fair!
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 8:48am

What I always wanted to be when I grow up!

No human, no worries!
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 9:05am

You won't make it back in time.

Not a chance.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 9:20am

Right in the jimmy!

It was in self defense!
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2024 @ 12:33pm

You're a snack!

...for workgroups!
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2024 @ 12:33pm

The bar for this dive was high!

It was a high dive bar to overcome!
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2024 @ 12:53pm

Keep your feet on the ground!

Or are you burnt out already?
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Touchdown!

Wait, wrong sports!
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2024 @ 12:40pm

Closing the gap!

Baby steps!
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2024 @ 12:37pm

What's your goal there?

Eh?
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2024 @ 12:45pm

BURP

CLOSED
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2024 @ 11:46am

Mom, I'm not a fish anymore!

It was just a phase!
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2024 @ 12:11pm

Way to go!

Feels like the end of the world
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2024 @ 11:58am

Take this on your way down!

Down low!
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Awww, you didn't have to!

Must've been love!
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2024 @ 11:49am

Imma just hide in the corner

Wait for this to blow over
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2024 @ 11:54am

Giving up is a virtue!

And worth it sometimes too!
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 11:51am

It's pants time!

Wow!
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 11:48am

Please don't come again!

Ouch!
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 11:48am

Not THAT game!

What's the word?
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 11:51am

I understand!

It's the language of my people!
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 11:49am

Back my fish up!

Pow!
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 12:04pm

Yes

This is the correct thing to do.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 11:54am

BRB, gotta catch the train!

It's a bullet-time-train!
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 11:55am

Ok, bye!

Weeeeeee!
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 12:35pm

The defendant is ready!

Objection!
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Pee my ride!

Full of gold!
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 1:05pm

Uno, dos, tres

Quattro!
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 12:51pm

This is my missile!

It has been marked!
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 12:15pm

This is fishy!

Need to investigate!
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 12:38pm

Take care of your eyeballs!

Unless you have eyeballs of steel!
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 12:23pm

Why did you pick this up?

You know what this is, right?
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 1:12pm

Why did you break it?

Someone's gonna need it!
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 1:16pm

You got hit by a smooth golden bar!

You are now worthy
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 1:23pm

Achievement Number 1

Congratulations!
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 3:40am

DJs don't stage dive, you maniac!

Why would you do that?
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 3:46am

Can I get an 'amen'?

No? Ok.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 3:45am

Express elevator!

Bye!
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 3:48am

Are we there yet?

No.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 3:58am

That was unnecessary.

At least you got an achievement, tho.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 4:05am

Do the worm!

Yes!
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 4:16am

Better call Sos!

He knows all the solutions!
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 4:43am

The day is saved!

Yay!
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2024 @ 4:57am

All gags you can eat!

You found them!
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 6:23am

Stop beating my game!

Heeey!
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 4:25am

There is nothing else!

You have found all gags in the world!
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 4:43am

You can p** the dog

Can I get a retweet for this?
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 9:58am

Date poacher!

At least it worked!
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 1:07pm

Barbeque in my pants!

It's hot!
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 9:54am

Poop goes ploop!

Ploop!
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2024 @ 4:42am

Everybody clap!

That's a good landing!
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2024 @ 12:47pm

Clear the path!

And get on it!
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2024 @ 12:36pm



Food thief!

The food belongs to the colony!

And this is how I met him...

Pants down best looking guy in town!

That's all of them!

Poor dudes!

Throw it all away!

Way to go!

Babies are evil!

But aren't we all?

Diligent

It's actually quicker this way too.