Recent reviews by CCCP BDA

best new shmup i've played since crimzon clover

a fun hack and slash when you can actually play it but boy does it like to crash, a lot

get burnout paradise instead.

hope we get pronoun dlc

Do you like autoscrollers? Do you like invincible medusa heads that move erratically while emitting lo-fi screeching noises? Do you like having 2/3s of the screen shrouded in darkness? Do you like bad hit detection and enemies that randomly change speed? If you answered "no" to all of those things, because you're not a crazy person, then you should not buy this game.

Extremely short, extremely easy, ends at exactly the point where it should have started getting interesting. Not worth paying money for.

Exactly like Dark Souls: You die a lot, there's a ton of arcane secrets, and rolling is super OP.

(Remember - ABW: Always Be Wiggling.)

Given that the inevitability of death and the inexorable march of time and entropy make a mockery of even the grandest human endeavors, perhaps the question is not so much "should you play Clicker Heroes?" but rather, "why would you do anything else?".

(The yawning gulf between Frostleaf and the Dread Knight is a metaphor for the infinite void of oblivion that awaits us all.)

skip it and play an actual touhou instead.

don't buy this: it's broken, the controls literally don't work.