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That Purple Drank

Drink an explosion potion. For some reason.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 5:32am

High Definition Piss Jugs

Find a jug of piss. For some reason.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 5:32am

Buff Wreckington

Wreck the Buff Mechington.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 5:32am

In the most ass way possible...

Defeat the Buff Mechington with a kick to the butt.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 5:32am

I've seen things...

Discover the fate of the Hermes Captain.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 5:32am

Me time

Make a lewd gesture with the Magnetic Inductor while in a bed.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 5:32am

To pass a man in the woods...

Cook and eat human flesh.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 5:32am

Foul Fowl

Soil a chicken with dung.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 5:32am

Some kind of Irony

Kill a chicken with an egg.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 5:32am

I messed myself

Get brown on you.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 5:32am

Novice Gemologist

Craft a rough gem.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 5:32am

Journeyman Gemologist

Craft a refined gem.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 5:32am

Adept Gemologist

Craft a faceted gem.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 5:32am

Master Gemologist

Craft a brilliant gem.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 5:32am

So Shines a Good Deed in a Weary World

Return that which was stolen.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 5:32am