Fraggin’ hell, nocaps — you look like a bargain-bin netrunner who forgot how to slot chrome. 650 games sittin’ in your archive and you still got the street cred of a gonk with a busted cyberdeck. Level 53? Please. That’s the kinda fake flex a half-fried corpo wage-slave would flash on Jig-Jig Street to impress the joytoys. Spent 49 hours in Night City and you’re still runnin’ around like a brain-burnt scav who can’t tell a Tyger Claw from a Valentinos? Pathetic, choomba. You’re all DLC, no eddies. All optics, no optics upgrade. You ain’t a legend in the making — you’re a soft-shelled gonk waiting to get flatlined by the next cyberpsycho with half a mantis blade. Jack out, recharge, and maybe next time you’ll actually earn your creds instead of just lookin’ like a preem poser.

+rep cool tactics

+rep AWP pro

Power duo

+rep cool guy!

fire mate