teddy
Ezra   Milwaukee, Wisconsin, United States
 
 
i guarantee you, i am gayer
can't kill myself yet!!!!! i got fish to catch!!!!!!

aint nobody love me 'cuz i spend my money on my friends needs
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ur favourite homosexual circa 2000 <3
welcome to my ♥♥♥♥ hole. it is a ♥♥♥♥ hole. its just like the entirety of the Midwest USA, but in profile format.

can it go back 2 bein 2007 yet... (ᴗ_ᴗ)

sex drugs and endless raves ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪

licks teeth with malicious intent
my ♥♥♥♥♥ tastes like pepsi cola

my new boy left me 'cause i spent all of my money ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ

i come w a keychain u can buy me for a dollar


da only good kinda music
dis bish makes da best music [open.spotify.com]
playlist 4 playin w da bois [open.spotify.com]
playlist 4 playin w boys~ [open.spotify.com]
actual introduction dw its real this time
hi, im ezra ; but i tend to go by teddy on most if not all platforms
im 24, andromorph, g a y (though i make that obvious enough), professional alcoholic / astrophysicist

my twitch [www.twitch.tv]
my ko-fi [ko-fi.com]for donations and commissions

i write a lot when im bored; so i started writing short stories revolving a character also named ezra.
that ♥♥♥♥ gets wild fast .

webfishing is the greatest game ever made and you should buy it because the dev is cool and the game is a vibe

i make bad, dumb code. the best part is its bad, dumb code that doesnt make sense :D
translation: 2 years experience in c# and lua - 5 years in unity - learning how to model

i work on making avatars for vr social games, like vrchat, chillout, neos and resonite (both of those are basically the same games)

if you dont know what an andromorph is, i guess this is as good a place to learn as any - though i guess the widely accepted term is "intersex" apparently? i dont ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ care tho l0l
hover below this message and you'll find individual messages explaining it

an andromorph is, effectively, a male with certain female aspects, usually pertaining to female genitalia and lack of the male counterpart -
basically; a genetic male born with female genitalia i really hope i dont need to explain further, since google is a thing and all -

thusly, "pronouns" or whatever the hell yall use are confusing, so basically anything is correct

does it make me rad as ♥♥♥♥? absolutely! i can do so much funny ♥♥♥♥ people just wouldnt expect
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cant kill myself yet!!!!!!!! i got fish to catch!!!!!!!!
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You thought this was a casual cozy game? HAHAHA! Well, you're fuckin' wrong, pal. Wanna see some OPTIMAL movement tech? BEAR WITNESS! Did you know Webfishing is one of the deepest movement platformers ever conceived by mortal hands? Here's the proof.
kinglucc 24 Dec, 2024 @ 4:04pm 
garsh darnit
teddy 24 Dec, 2024 @ 11:25am 
unfortunate
nova 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:57pm 
Just checked, men STILL can't get pregnant.
kinglucc 29 Nov, 2024 @ 2:58pm 
nob..
#( T _ T ) #420 15 Nov, 2024 @ 11:51am 
worst
Quilo 8 Mar, 2024 @ 1:59am 
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