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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:33am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:31pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 11:43am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 11:43am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 11:43am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 12:24pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:24am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 1:04pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 10:07am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:54am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 10:47pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 11:26am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 11:26am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 11:43am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 1:10pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 11:55am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:41am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:21am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 11:34pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 11:35pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 11:46pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 9:31am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:30am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:10am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:10am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 11:06am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:10am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 10:39am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 7:14am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 9:28am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 10:31am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 1:40pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 9:43am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:07am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:16am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:18am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:27am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:40am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:15am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 1:10pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 12:54pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 9:09am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 11:10am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:16am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:16am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:25am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 11:05am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 11:43am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 11:43am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 9:58am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 10:09am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 11:33am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:28pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 7:47am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 12:52pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 11:00am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 10:47pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:41am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 11:01am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 11:11am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 11:02am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 10:00am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 4:41am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 4:00am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 4:02am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 9:52am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 11:43am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 1:39am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 1:11pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 11:29am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 11:02am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 11:03am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:09am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:09am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:09am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 11:11am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 10:16am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 10:56am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 3:01am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 10:38am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 11:57am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 5:32pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 11:53pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 9:31am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 10:15am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 9:25am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 1:26am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 9:26am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 12:02pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:21am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:54pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 10:36am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 9:01am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 10:48pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 3:16pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 12:16am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:33am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:15am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 10:52am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:15am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 2:33am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 11:05am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 11:07am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:12am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:14am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:15am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:53pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 11:13am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 11:38am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 3:10am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:15am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 11:58am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 10:45am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 9:32am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 8:55am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:21am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 11:07am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 10:55am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 1:26am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 10:38am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 12:18am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:12am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 11:10am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 11:10am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 11:17am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 2:29am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 10:37am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 12:00pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 8:37am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 5:02am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 9:55am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 4:01am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 3:58am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 9:06am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 12:16am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 2:27pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 1:39am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 9:54am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 9:41am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 10:09am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 10:01am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 3:10am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 2:48am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 2:16pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 5:29am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:56am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 1:42am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 11:10am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 5:01am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 11:53am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:14am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:51pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 11:12am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 10:38am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 2:08am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 8:52am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 10:12am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 4:33pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:15am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 11:11am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 10:37am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 11:11am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 11:13am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 1:28am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 2:29am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 4:00am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 12:01pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 5:01am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 9:56am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 12:39pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 4:06am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 11:03am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 11:57am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 8:37am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 9:54am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 12:33pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 8:30am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 12:52am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:31am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 11:50am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 8:35am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 1:27am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 11:43am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 8:47am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 12:44am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 12:53pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 1:36pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 11:48am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 5:02am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 8:54am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 12:25am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 11:10am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 8:29am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 2:21am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 7:55am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 8:02am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 2:18am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 2:39am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 7:32am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 1:48am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 12:22am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 8:37am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 11:59am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 1:24am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 9:55am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 11:19am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 4:14pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 12:45am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 12:45am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 10:14am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:11am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 2:49pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 2:51pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:21am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 1:16pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:38am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:54pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 8:35am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 1:36pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 2:08am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 12:48am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:46am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 8:52am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 11:18am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 11:43am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 1:15pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 8:20am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:37pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 11:10am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:08am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 11:07am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 10:39am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:47am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 1:05pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 12:15pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:13am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 7:45am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:46am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 12:48am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:27am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 8:46am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 5:15am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 2:23am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 1:42pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 11:50pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 1:10pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 5:18am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 4:48am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 10:57am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 1:26am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 9:14am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 12:42am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 4:48am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 8:45am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 11:30am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:10am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 12:46am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 9:55am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 2:14am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:02pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 10:14am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 2:19am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:48am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 2:49pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 2:11pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 9:18am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:24am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 2:23am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 4:16pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 8:28am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 8:29am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 2:18am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 2:18am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 2:19am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 12:42am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 4:02am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 4:02am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 4:02am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 4:02am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 10:21am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 9:28am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 9:47am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 9:27am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 8:48am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 12:44am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 11:55am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 2:39am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 7:59am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 9:54am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 10:15am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 8:38am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:30am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 9:25am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:16am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 4:14pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 10:52am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 12:18am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:37am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 9:43am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 11:28am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 2:39pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 12:50pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 2:24pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:50pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 11:02am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 12:23pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 6:45am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 7:36am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:37am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:37am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:37am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:37am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:37am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:37am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:37am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:38am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:38am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 7:53am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 7:32am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 9:14am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:37am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:37am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:37am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:41am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:36am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:36am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:36am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:36am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:36am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:36am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:39am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:39am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:39am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 4:03am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 4:03am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:24am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:29am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:36am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 9:49am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:52am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 7:24am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:36am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:36am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 7:54am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:52am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 5:06pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:44am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:50am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 7:41am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 3:39am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 7:29am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:07pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:52am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:52am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:52am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:52am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:52am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:53am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:53am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:53am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:53am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:53am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:40pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:52am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:52am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:52am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:54am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:50am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:50am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:50am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:50am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:50am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:50am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:50am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:50am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:57am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:59am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 11:28am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:50am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:50am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:50am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 11:06am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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