Careful, before I start putting you in the “dad jokes” section of my friends list🙂‍↕️🤭

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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again If you get 0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫†✡🚫 3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦 5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦 10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅

Creature that snuck onto earth

Lil boy

Oh mighty teammate, who spawns beside me,
May your aim be true, your reflexes speedy.
Bless the spray control that guides your hand,
And grant us victory across this land.

May your grenades be perfect, your smokes on point,
May your flashbangs blind enemies at every joint.
Guide us through this round, with no fear or doubt,
Together, we’ll clutch, together, we’ll shout.

May you communicate well, with no toxicity,
And may our teamwork shine in pure simplicity.
Even in chaos, may you never retreat,
And together, our foes we will defeat.

In the name of headshots and frags well-played,
Let this match be one we’ll forever parade.
Amen to that, and GG’s for the win,
For with you as a teammate, we shall always begin.

AMEN