Hello good sir, I must inform you of certain events. It is not likely that I shall say anything new here. If I do, it will be of only minor significance. Nevertheless, Josh's declamations are a pastiche of slaphappy boosterism and jujuism-oriented Fabianism. One of the first facts we should face is that Josh is planning to exploit issues such as the global economic crisis and the increase in world terrorism in order to instigate pirate-wide chaos. Pirate-wide chaos is his gateway to global tyranny, which will in turn enable him to destroy the heart and fabric of our nation. Thus, in summing up, we can establish the following: 1) Josh's admirers are the biggest stiff-necked party animals who have ever dirtied the face of the earth, and 2) Josh cheers acts of wanton slaughter.

Thus I have come to show you all reality.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpUXELLyY-Y

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