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ㅤ* A tortoise goes to the police station to report being mugged by three snails. "What happened?" says the policeman.
"I don't know", says the tortoise. "It was all so quick."
ㅤ* If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He’ll shut up once you let him in.
ㅤ* I was having dinner with a world chess champion and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m giggling!