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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2018 @ 7:24am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2018 @ 11:14am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2020 @ 12:18pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2018 @ 8:17am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2019 @ 5:49am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2019 @ 7:32am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2018 @ 2:24pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2018 @ 12:55pm

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2021 @ 11:46am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2020 @ 7:51am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2019 @ 5:29am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2019 @ 5:50am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2020 @ 6:50am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2018 @ 4:06am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2018 @ 11:15am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2018 @ 9:24am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2018 @ 2:37pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2018 @ 4:31am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2018 @ 12:51pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2020 @ 9:28am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2018 @ 12:54pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2019 @ 7:42am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2020 @ 11:06am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2018 @ 9:16am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2021 @ 12:21pm

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2021 @ 5:04am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 10 May, 2019 @ 5:11am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2020 @ 6:47am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2020 @ 9:58am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2020 @ 6:12am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!