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I sexually identify as a single, Pringle, ready to mingle. Ever since I was a potato I dreamed of being thin sliced, covered in disgusting oil then heated in a medium oven until reaching climax at the micro second of golden-browness. People bully me, and say things like "what the ♥♥♥♥, you aren't a Pringle", but I know deep down they are just jealous of my inner beauty. I have already started hiding in cylinders all day, and now im improving my crunchiness by regularly burning my sides on the stove. I want you guys to respect my natural ability to instantly satisfy low salt carb cravings, and if you don't you are oppressing me, and you should check your diabetes type. Thank you for being so understanding..

+100 internets to you my good sir XD (ﾉヮ)ﾉ*:･ﾟ ﾟ･: *ヽ(ヮヽ) ヽ(◉◡◔)ﾉ le sparkle fight!!!!! TEXT FACE FOR THE MEMEZ ;O FOR THE WIN!!!!!!1+100 internets to you my good sir XD (ﾉヮ)ﾉ*:･ﾟ ﾟ･: *ヽ(ヮヽ) ヽ(◉◡◔)ﾉ le sparkle fight!!!!! TEXT FACE FOR THE MEMEZ ;O FOR THE WIN!!!!!!1+100 internets to you my good sir XD (ﾉヮ)ﾉ*:･ﾟ ﾟ･: *ヽ(ヮヽ) ヽ(◉◡◔)ﾉ le sparkle fight!!!!! TEXT FACE FOR THE MEMEZ ;O FOR THE WIN!!!!!!1+100 internets to you my good sir XD (ﾉヮ)ﾉ*:･ﾟ ﾟ･: *ヽ(ヮヽ) ヽ(◉◡◔)ﾉ le sparkle fight!!!!! TEXT FACE FOR THE MEMEZ ;O FOR THE WIN!!!!!!1+100 internets to you my good sir XD (ﾉヮ)ﾉ*:･ﾟ ﾟ･: *ヽ(ヮヽ) ヽ(◉◡◔)ﾉ le sparkle fight!!!!! TEXT FACE FOR THE MEMEZ ;O FOR THE WIN!!!!!!1+100 internets to you my good sir XD (ﾉヮ)ﾉ*:･ﾟ ﾟ･: *ヽ(ヮヽ) ヽ(◉◡◔)ﾉ le sparkle fight!!!!!

always have to start a fight huh?
well
if its a fight you want
smirk
its a fight youll get
lmao shut up
unsheathes dual dildo blade
i'll make this quick
heh
I cut open your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and dance on your nostril
just like your mama used to make eh john?
HOLY ♥♥♥♥ I CANT BREATHE
im legit laughing at my own joke
while typing it out
man im funny
anywaya
I ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ in your nose
POOP TIME
you begin to scream very loud like boy from Bronx
I yell ass into your head repeatedly like I have autism
i leave your ♥♥♥♥ covered corpse in the ground
come on dude
i was just trying to make conversation
i don't deserve this
and with a parting word
SO LONG
♥♥♥ BOY
lmao classic jake
i don't know why i find this as funny as i do
you'd think when you see me in public
wow he looks like a srs chap
then i make stupid jokes
about pooping in ur nose
like jesus christ

Friendly furry weeaboo and gamer! into fandoms, crossdress, friends, and blah blah blah. GAME WIFF MEEE! <3
Sexuality:Gay! <3
Type:Medium/light, Feminine
Issues: Anorexic
Status: Meow!
Relationships: None, Single! ;;
I has instagram! (removed due to privacy reasons)
Description: Hi Im Kitten, the girly boi who loves meeting new people, talking to those in need from drama and moar! Im sweet and kind to everyone, im extrememly shy doe! No.. Im not that creepy guy who acts adorable and is really gross, IM A HIGH MAINTANENCE BOI! Im emo and struggle in life myself, Im a Satanic child, cause god was never there for me! Im single and ready to pringle! I mean Mingle! I love everyone so why cant you love me too!? :D
Kik: (removed due to privacy reasons)
"Suicide is never the answer, all pain can be healed through time! So, give time, some time, and think before you do! People dont hate you, they're jealous and wanna be you!" - (THIS IS NOT COPIED! THIS IS MINE AND I ONLY HAS IT!)

BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP