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4.2 hrs on record
in the state that its in now i would highly recommend. I only experienced a couple of bugs and neither of them were gamebreaking. i had a single crash, throughout the entire session. the story is amazing, heartbreaking, and thrilling. truly stress inducing at times, with enemies that are actually smart. the looting system is fun, and while conserving your ammo is a great idea the game doesnt feel like youre completely starved of it at all times. its great comparing the show to the game and what parts you think are done better.
Posted 27 April.
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0.5 hrs on record
worst game i've ever played in my entire life

refunded to get my $0.50 back
Posted 23 November, 2023.
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1,092.2 hrs on record (828.7 hrs at review time)
cool
Posted 30 June, 2019.
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6 people found this review helpful
18 people found this review funny
0.8 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
>see how badly this game is reviewed
>decides to be evil
>buys this game for myself and two other friends
>we all join a server
>one friend cant even spawn. we must leave him for the better good.
>me and other friend find eachother
>finds ultra hammer that sends zombies into space
>lifeisgood.jpg
>we realize that we cant use guns because all of the guns shoot at the rate of a minigun and they literally do zero damage
>i die
>try to press respawn
>cant for some reason
>i hear my friend's cry of agony
>he tells me hundreds of me's are populating the earth
>i respawn and i am literally everywhere at once
>i manage to die again
>the apocalypse starts
>i mash the button literally about 150-200 times
>i populate the earth
>we are one

long story short, if you want to play a completely broken and awful game, but have friends to laugh at it with, buy the game. only if it's on sale for like 1-2 cents tho. dont want to give the devs too much money now.
Posted 3 March, 2016.
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108 people found this review helpful
354 people found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record
I OWN THIS
I GIFTED THIS TO A FRIEND
HE GAVE IT BACK TO ME
AND NOW I OWN THIS
WHY
Posted 26 December, 2015.
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12.2 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Shot a man's jaw off and he proceeded to beat me to death.

10/10
Posted 12 December, 2015.
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115.6 hrs on record (29.8 hrs at review time)
10/10 would shoot self again.
Posted 14 July, 2015.
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1 person found this review funny
774.2 hrs on record (39.8 hrs at review time)
Hops into world with three other friends
Me and another friend gets stuck in a pit as hardcore characters
Friend tries to jump out, falls back down and dies
Tries to put my friend back together with tears and tape
Slime comes up behind me
ohgodno.jpg
Tries to fend off blue slime with terrible copper shortsword
Slime consumes me

11/10 would try to put my dead friend back together again.
Posted 2 July, 2015.
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3 people found this review helpful
101.7 hrs on record (39.9 hrs at review time)
Me, being a huge fan of both the post-apocolyptic genre, and Fallout 3, freaked out when I heard of Fallout: New Vegas. I worked up the dough to buy it, and bought it I did. Ultimate Edition is the only way to go.

So, I booted it up, started it, and sat there, biting my fingernails. I did the same thing you did in Fallout 3, made and named your character, (Mine being as ugly as can be and being named Assface McGee, also unintentional rhyming!) put points into S.P.E.C.I.A.L., etc etc. When I finally made it out of the shack you start in, I walked straight ahead and never looked back on the little starting town called Goodsprings. That's the amazing thing about the Fallout series: It's completely open! You can ignore the storyline and just go around popping Deathclaws in the face with your 50 cal sniper rifle, or you can bargan with merchants to get better and better gear. You can almost literally do whatever you want from the very start of the game. I haven't quite played another game that felt like this.

Final verdict: It is a game WELL worth your 20 bucks. It's a gaming experence you can never truly forget.
Posted 20 April, 2014. Last edited 20 April, 2014.
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