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For 72 years I have sought out to gather and create the greatest memes on the internet, it has not been an easy journey.
Tread lightly my friends as becoming an epic memer, such as I, is no simple task, such as becoming a Master Of the card game Canasta.
To become an epic memer is to give up your humanity, and gain something much more than that.
You trade your entire essence to become a spiritual energy, something that fills the gap of space itself.
I do not want you to doubt yourself now, as I may have scared you from this path, I want you to continue now.
This is a path you must take, this is a path you must test yourself on.
If you do not succeed you may gain something, such as knowing your limits.
Remember, to strive for greatness, is to fall in greatness.