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"Ah, it's nothing a a law suit won't cure." -Bender
😫
Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".
😴
Q: What's buried in Grant's tomb?
A: A corpse.
😯
Mulder: OK, it's not yet the finely detailed insanity that
you've come to expect from me, but...
Scully: From a dry skin sample, you're concluding, what? - that
he's some kind of fat-sucking vampire?
"The X-Files: 2SHY"
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I have seen the Great Pretender and he is not what he seems.
😬
"Well, I give up. What's the catch?" -Fry
"Oh, no catch. Although we are, technically, in New Jersey." -Real estate
agent
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-- Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minikin.
-- Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate.
-- Surveillance should precede saltation.
-- Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.
-- It is fruitless to become lachrymose over precipitately departed
лечение геморроя проводится по пятницам с 9:00 кабинет №12
При себе иметь:
— чистые трусы;
— вазелин "Добрый волшебник", или "Влажный зайка";
— хирургические перчатки размером 7;
— деньги(750 руб.)
Извини что на стенке написал, у меня что-то
личка тормозит и не говори спасибо...
Всегда рад помочь, братан.
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