altoids's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 1:29pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 12:02am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 9:30pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 11:09am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 9:28pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 9:47pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 1:43am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 5:48pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 1:17am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 9:56pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 10:27pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:09pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 1:24am

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 8:03pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 3:40pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 12:23am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 3:51pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 3:43am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 3:53pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 6:09pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 9:16pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 2:14am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 12:14am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 11:08pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 9:56pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 11:42am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 9:47am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:07am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:07am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 6:44pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 5:52pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 4:18am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 12:01am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 12:25am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 3:00pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 3:00pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:45am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 7:19am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 9:29pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 1:43am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 3:51pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 1:40am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 11:50pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 7:11am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 5:48pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:11pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:12pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 2:59pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 12:09am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 12:09am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 12:09am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 12:09am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 11:56pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 9:29pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 12:12am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 10:50pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:10am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 12:23am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 11:49pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 2:52am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 9:00pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 4:14pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 10:44pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:02am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:21pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 6:13pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 11:10pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 4:48pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 2:59pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 2:38pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 2:38pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 12:35pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:37pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 12:09am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 10:10pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 11:18pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:06am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 10:50pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 3:51pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 2:38pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 3:54pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 7:14pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 7:14pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 4:43pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 7:37pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 3:35pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 12:09am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 12:43am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 9:47am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 8:11am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:22am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 12:23am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 6:51am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 3:14am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 6:51am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 7:49am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 5:04pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 11:57pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:16am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:25am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:39am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 11:18pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 7:24pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 4:10am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 11:08pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:03am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:06am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:07am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 12:13am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 12:35pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 12:35pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 12:35pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 1:52am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 1:52am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:13pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 4:32pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 10:44pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 11:07pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 1:57pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 6:03pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:03am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:01am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 7:19am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 11:09am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 7:16am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 9:28pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 3:35pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 11:12pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 4:44pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:52pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 7:19am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:02am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:37am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 12:23am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 12:17am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 11:23pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:57am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 12:37pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 11:56am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:34pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 12:37pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 12:38pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 12:38pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 7:14pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 7:15pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:10am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:10am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:02pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:02pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 6:37pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 11:47am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 7:07am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 11:33pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 2:53am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 1:31pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 1:32pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 11:46pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:14pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:06pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 10:18pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 2:56am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 2:56am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 2:56am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 3:05am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 7:14pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 7:14pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:57am

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:10am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:10am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:31pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:31pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:26am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:05am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 11:54pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:21am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:33am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:44am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:50am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:49pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:06pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:02pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:50pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:51pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 11:29am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:37pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Unlocked 14 Nov, 2023 @ 7:30pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 9:07pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked 17 Feb, 2024 @ 11:15pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2024 @ 2:35am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2024 @ 10:51pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Unlocked 18 May, 2024 @ 4:07pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2024 @ 12:19am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 8:40am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 3:50pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:12pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 8:51pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 11:26pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 4:50pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 11:17pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 7:19am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 7:19am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 1:52am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:43pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 11:56pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:02pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:40pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 3:19pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:14am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:51am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 8:26pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 12:38pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 7:17pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:55am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 1:32pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 6:46pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:59am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:02pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:02pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:46pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:55pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:36am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:37am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 7:17pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 7:17pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:57am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:01pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:30pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:31pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:49pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:49pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:55pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:36am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:14am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:57am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:10am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:39pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:51am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:57am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 11:28pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:03am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:35pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 5:07pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 3:07am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 11:44pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 1:20pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:20pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:53pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:59pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:29pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:26pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 12:54pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:29pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:14pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:14pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:15pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:01pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:49pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:49pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:49pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:51pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:56pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:08pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:14pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:14pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:14pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 7:11am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 11:11pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 1:52am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:43pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:18pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:37am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:37am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 10:26pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 3:19pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:53am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:57am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 9:21pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:52pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:14pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:16pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 11:47am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 7:25pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 9:28pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 6:19pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:55am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:29pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:29pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 11:23pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:51am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:00am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:01pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:55pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:16am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 4:18pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:06pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:06pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:07pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:07pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 12:19am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 7:15pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 7:15pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 2:42am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 5:02pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:06pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:06pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:06pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:29pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:30pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:30pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:57pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:21am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:21am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:27pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:03pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:29pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:29pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:30pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 7:36pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 12:23am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:00am

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:50pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:16am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:21am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:50am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:09pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 7:10pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:33pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:03pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:29pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:29pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:30pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 7:36pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 11:16pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 9:00pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:55am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:18am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:16pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:37am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:15pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:15pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 11:10pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 11:10pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:41pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 11:46pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:40pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 12:37pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:11am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 7:54pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 8:53pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:20pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:06pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:06pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:06pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 11:22pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:05pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:02pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 1:43am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 11:33am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 12:54pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 12:24am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 4:20am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 11:09pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.

Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 11:26pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2024 @ 5:15pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).

Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 10:32pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 11:56am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 1:31pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:10am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:12pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:16pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:14am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:04pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 7:54pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 5:44pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:24pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:13pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:56pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:33pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:03pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:22pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:29pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 4:10pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:04pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 7:11am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 9:10pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 7:09am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 7:54pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 1:18am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 2:28pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:30pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:06pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:06pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:17pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:36am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 7:26pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 4:20pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:06pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:06pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:07pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 7:54pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:06pm

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:06pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:19pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:49pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:07pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:07pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:41pm

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 9:59pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:53pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:53pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:14pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:37am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:25pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 2:42am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 7:54pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:53pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:59am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:27am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:33pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:03pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:29pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:29pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 4:10pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 7:11am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 9:10pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 7:54pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 1:42am

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 9:59pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 7:24pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 7:54pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:53pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:53pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 8:37pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 9:34pm