His Mom wrote this: he is young, he is autistic, and if you don't have the patience to play with him, then I would prefer that you don't. His feelings get hurt easily, and I would prefer you not use strong language, this is a social outlet for him, and helps him deal with different situations that are hard on him in public settings. Please understand and use caution when playing with him. If you have any questions, please inbox him and I will answer as best I can.
Thank you,
Mom

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♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, PTOOEY

☂☂☂☂YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE UMBRELLA MAN OF DRYNESS, COPY AND PASTE THIS 3 TIMES TO SOMEONE ELSE'S PROFILE TO BE BLESSED WITH A CLEAN, DRY DAY ☂☂☂☂

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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