"I paid for WinRAR because I got tired of the 1 second delay the pop up caused."

"I don't always pay for WinRAR but when I do, it's cause noone else does."

"WinRAR gives you 40 days free trial FOREVER."

"3 Things are infinite: The Universe, human stupidity and the WinRAR trial version."

"WinRAR: Your trial expired 700 days ago you have to buy a licence, but between you and me it's cool."

"WinRAR trial is over? Better purchase it!"

"Dad bought the full version of WinRAR! I won't have to worry about the trial version expiring anymore!"

"My free WinRAR trial expired. Now I have to click close everytime it asks me to buy it."

"Cheers to those who paid for WinRAR."

I will find your place of residence and have a sexual intercourse with your birth giver in a rather hard, brisk and mind-altering technique. Thenceforth, the lady of mine, which also happens to be your progenitress, will blaze into hellish fires by the friction that will occur due to the resistance caused by the harsh contact of the surfaces of my wiener and your mother's arsehole, which will, in consequence of my nefarious acts, cause an immeasurable heat and instantaneous ignition since erstwhile verbalized mischievous operation will occur quite hastily.