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Recent reviews by Альфа 1918

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7 people found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
This game really tickles my kind of noids
Posted 29 May.
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10 people found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record
Good game, little to no bugs.
Posted 29 May. Last edited 29 May.
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5 people found this review helpful
34.1 hrs on record
The reason this game is not dead or updated is because you people keep buying hats.

That's the only explanation.
Posted 3 June, 2024.
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39 people found this review helpful
15 people found this review funny
6.3 hrs on record
Elizabeth's Armpits
Posted 14 December, 2023.
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14 people found this review helpful
72.8 hrs on record (72.8 hrs at review time)
A simply spectacular game with a great story and great characters. If you can overlook the occasional glitches, you're in for a treat.

See the rise of history's greatest assassin, Ezio Auditore da Firenze, from his youth to his maturity, in this first enstallment of the Ezio trilogy.
Posted 29 July, 2023.
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4 people found this review helpful
21.8 hrs on record (21.3 hrs at review time)
I'm honestly surprised that this game managed to kick off an entire series instead of dying upon launch and taking its brand with it
The game is so janky, filled with bugs, glitches and such. Sometimes you are forced to restart because desmond gets stuck and can't do anything in the modern day
There are no subtitles so if you're not a native speaker you're gonna have an hard time understanding what the hell is going on.

Overall, the story is its only redeemable quality, even if it ends in an abrupt note, which would later be explained in Revelations.

Also, Altair is just Desmond in a bathrobe :)
Posted 25 July, 2023. Last edited 25 July, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
4.9 hrs on record
𝔹𝕌𝕊𝕋 𝔸 ℕ𝕌𝕋
Posted 24 June, 2023.
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121 people found this review helpful
63 people found this review funny
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29.3 hrs on record (29.1 hrs at review time)
Rebecca's armpits are the most luscious thing I've ever seen.
Posted 20 February, 2023.
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133 people found this review helpful
49 people found this review funny
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111.5 hrs on record
Dunmer try not to say the n-word challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
Posted 20 February, 2023.
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60 people found this review helpful
12 people found this review funny
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269.3 hrs on record (269.3 hrs at review time)
Chie and Naoto best girls

What? I'm not gay, why?
Posted 20 February, 2023.
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