Recent reviews by Mr. Salt

Needs it's time to cook.

This ♥♥♥♥ is hitting better than Crack.
10/10

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ JAM

It is a really really solid game. It's got so much potential.
I can't wait till it's fully released.

More items would really be lovely :)

Best game I have ever played!
A lot of fun but also some moments where I would love to punch myself in the face with barbed wires
still a solid 10/10

>downloads game
>takes three days to finally download
>connects to account I didn't used in years
>account was banned
>can't play online
>can't connect to any other account
>goes on rockstar forum
>you can even choose the topic "bans"
>write how I would love to switch accounts because I didn't know
>posts ticket
>2 seconds later
>email from automatic bot
>"we don't help with bans" even though they have a section for that
>wasted money
>wasted download time where I could download trap hentai
>plays singleplayer
>feelsgoodman
>uninstalls

10/10 would recommend the singleplayer! Graphics are sweet!

kms

I rather cut myself while listening to Crawling, Numb and One Step Closer by Linkin Park and loose consciousness and fall to the ground because of all the blood loss I got from cutting and maybe even die than ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ playing this garbage game. It is so bad and dumb. But it makes really fun when you play it with friends and really just mess around with it and players.

GOOD GAME!!!!
play this game with friends and enjoy!
8/10
Some bugs but nice graphics and gameplay.

Very nice game!
I learned a little bit russian CYKA!
It makes very much fun.
8/10 Points

MMMUUUUURRRIICCAAAA!!!!!! 10000000/10