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The fact this game currently has only a "Mostly Positive" rating is a shame that borders on being a crime.

First off, it runs great. Not sure what the deal is with other people's setups, but it runs flawlessly (60fps) on a 390 with a 8320 at 1080p on mostly max settings. (Shadows are turned down to medium, but I do that with every game.)

That out of the way, Yakuza 0 is OVERFLOWING with content. I don't remember the last game I've played that seem to just keep on giving and giving and giving. 0 starts out slow for the first few hours. You might even wonder why people seem to love this series, thinking it might be a little overrated. Nah, man. Just keep playing. Thankfully, the story and acting is good and interesting enough to keep your interest until it opens up more.

Once it does, hoo boy, the content just floods in. Aside from the well-written story, there's a ton of side-content to do at your own leisure. Part of the side-content? Mini-games! Some of these include, but not limited to...

Bowling, Karaoke, Disco Dancing, Battling Cages, Casino games, Pool, etc. (I'll leave the rest out for you to discover on your own.)

Then there's side-stories. There's 100 of these total. They're comprised of meeting characters with their own stories, and you usually help them with something. Infiltrate a cult to get a daughter back to her mother, or stop a girl from selling her underwear to perverts. There's so much!

Run your own business! Manage staff and security, fight off troublemakers, all while making bank!

Fight people and make money (which also acts as experience) doing it! Spend money on upgrading your character, or spend it on restaurants, entertainment, lucky vending machines, whatever! Money is important in Yakuza 0, so make as much as possible!

Seriously, I can't gush enough about how much this game offers. If that doesn't appeal to you, you can still just stick through the main story, which is already a great experience alone.
(The Archangel) Varow 29 Jun, 2016 @ 10:02pm 
Thank you for the terrible gifts, it is much appreciated. I managed to 100% them both in under an hour. I shall now return the favor for you, and let you in on a little secret so you can cross this off your backlog of unbeaten games forever.

Start a new game of Far Cry 4. Press no buttons. Once you get past the cut-scenes, and you are now in control of your character, stay there. For 13 minutes. After 13 minutes, a new cut-scene will enable, and it will take you directly to the end of the game and credits.

Congratulations, you can now cross off Far Cry 4 from your life in under 15 minutes. Good luck, god speed, and let me know how it goes.
(The Archangel) Varow 30 Aug, 2015 @ 5:41pm 
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Nog 21 Dec, 2014 @ 4:43pm 
+rep nice and easy :D
Spike 19 Dec, 2014 @ 8:44pm 
+Rep, very fast and nice trader!
cech 23 Nov, 2014 @ 5:19am 
+rep. Thanks for trade.
minx 30 Oct, 2014 @ 9:19pm 
+rep very nice and polite trader. :thumbsup: