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Noah B   Canada
 
 
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noah mcretard 22 Apr, 2017 @ 8:24pm 
The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...
This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?
What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?
Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?
I could go on
noah mcretard 22 Apr, 2017 @ 8:23pm 
pt. 2
Then you try to look up some porn when you get home just to relieve the tension but you just know the CIA is monitoring and 3 other govornment agencies are watching you beat off. Then you finally break down and Jack off in the shower which sets off some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ biohazard drain alarm and the entire place is on lock down until they can find the source of the specimen and you end up getting debriefed by the joint chiefs of staff about your masturbatory habits and how you almost created a national security issue with your ♥♥♥♥. Then wikileaks leaks your search history showing you looked up penis enlargement techniques when it was actually just some click bait you'd accidentally clicked and TYT spends all next week talking about your supposed micro penis. So you end up squirming a little since you are so wound up and being judged constantly and now people are saying you look like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mental patient and you start to think you'll never get any ♥♥♥♥♥.
noah mcretard 22 Apr, 2017 @ 8:22pm 
How exactly does one get ♥♥♥♥♥ while living at the white house as a teenage boy? The secret service always ♥♥♥♥ blocking you. when you're trying to run game on some foreign prime ministers daughter the news media catches you smiling at her and immediately blows ♥♥♥♥ out if proportion speculating that you are somehow breaking international law with your awkward teenage flirting, so you have to testify before congress that you didn't give away any top secret documents to her and are made to admit live on C-SPAN that you've never even kissed a girl . Then you get blue balls from some hot conservative girl winking at you and flashing her panties under her skirt and making sexy faces and blow job motions to you while you were going through some airport or public event, and when you passed by and shook her hand she leans in whispering she is going to diddle her clit thinking about you tonight and how much she wants to suck your ♥♥♥♥ off, just to ♥♥♥♥ with you.
noah mcretard 11 Apr, 2017 @ 11:55am 
Stop sending me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pornos and nudes as it is indecent and awful I’ve made like two posts about this before ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STOP, IF YOU WERE TO LOOK AT MY DESCRIPTION BOX IT CLEARLY STATES THAT I AM AN ASEXUAL I HAVE NO DESIRE TO SEE YOU STRIP OR IF YOU THINK YOUR PENIS IS BIG. I HATE PORN. THE REASON I NO LONGER MESSAGE PEOPLE IS BECAUSE IT JUST FED THE FIRE,NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO DON’T YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DARE. I DESPISE THIS AND I WILL NAME AND SHAME EVERYONE FROM NOW ON ALRIGHT?
noah mcretard 24 Mar, 2017 @ 5:24pm 
+rep plays guitar with intensity
Rynocerus 19 Mar, 2017 @ 4:46pm 
not the smartest move on ur part