Hey bud, it's been a while. How are things?
I'm sure you already know, but I ran into your wife on a business trip to Austin a few weeks ago; I believe she said she was going to some healthcare convention. Anyways, she told me all about the family, and how Jacob's getting married soon, that's crazy! It seems like just yesterday he was running around with Steven in the back yard. Speaking of Steven, he joined the military and is going overseas in a couple months.
We should visit soon, it'd be nice to get the families together again, especialy before Steven gets shipped out.
I hope you're doing well, and I know it's your birthday, so I just wanted to wish you a good one! We sure are getting old, aren't we! Haha!

Take care, and tell the family I said hello!

Apparently I "ruined" Thanksgiving dinner by bringing my girlfriend Asuka. My mum didn't care that she was a giat robot pilot, tasked with protecting the world after the Second Impact. She insisted that Asuka isn't real and now we're banned from the local country club. Anyways, my mum says if I don't bring a "real" girl to our Christmas dinner I'm going to get kicked out of the house!!! Asuka sets the bar pretty high but if you think you can compete with her please message me

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*knocks on door*

come in
hey sammie

i got a tattoo

what was that

i got a tattoo, on my face

what?

its a dragon

why dont you come over here so we can have a normal conversation
what is that?

i got a tattoo

you got a tattoo!?

its a dragon

come here
what is that?

come in

i got a tattoo

why dont you a bit closer
is that a real tattoo?

i got a dragon tattoo

sammie come here

i got a tattoo robert!

Then come here big boy and let me see it!

its a tattoo of a dragon

is that a real tattoo?

ya

thats not a real tattoo

ya it is

no its not

its a real tattoo

sammie the ink is running onto my finger
you're a liar
thats a fake tattoo
you're a fake
you're a fake
you're a fake
you're a fake
you're a big ol fake
yous a big ol fake is what you are
get out of here, you fake
you fake tattoo man, go
ya go away, get the heck of my house
ya get out of here