this guy fails to make any logical sense. The term "alien" is used to describe a foreign person who is not native, but recently has been associated with those not native to our planet. We know he isn't an actual alien from another universe, as the word "dude" implies that he is familiar and is indeed a humanoid creature. However, since he still MUST be alien, and the United States is the only place that is worth living on in the universe, and that the entirety of europe and asia is just a fabrication of the government, and africa is just a foreign place for good for only oil, it is obvious that he is an illegal immigrant from MEXICO and he MUST be terminated! it can't be canada because there are only moose who like syrup over there.