16:34 - soul: it's really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bright outside
16:34 - soul: and my first thought was
16:34 - soul: "change the gamma"
16:34 - soul: oTL


16:41 - My Triceratops Craves Gay Ass: I must soften the impact this is gonna have on me
16:41 - Fred Astaire: ha ha ha
16:45 - Fred Astaire: that's not the way to go
16:45 - Fred Astaire: you gotta take it head on, hard and fast
16:45 - My Triceratops Craves Gay Ass: omg
16:45 - My Triceratops Craves Gay Ass: i dont think im ready dude
16:45 - My Triceratops Craves Gay Ass: im scared
16:45 - Fred Astaire: i'm sure the triceratops has a safe word


22:12 - muds: i think
22:12 - alfunkso: you'll sober up on a few horses?
22:13 - alfunkso: thats messed up friend
22:13 - muds: fford yhsy fdsy
22:13 - muds: spes
22:13 - muds: does
22:13 - muds: taht say
22:13 - muds: hores
22:13 - muds: liik
22:13 - muds: eth epiny'\
22:13 - muds: ♥♥♥♥
22:13 - muds: does
22:13 - muds: that say horses
22:13 - muds: ????
22:13 - muds: idk anb
22:13 - muds: this is hard


alfunkso killed ✫BlackDarck✫ツ (ARG) with shotgun_soldier
*DEAD* ✫BlackDarck✫ツ (ARG) : ♥♥♥♥
Player ✫BlackDarck✫ツ (ARG) left the game (Disconnect by user.)


alfunkso: wanna ring?
frkn: im settling catan
alfunkso: i have no idea what you just said, but I'll take it as a very important american thing to do
frkn: you could say that


haha, you were joking... right?: if i were to go on a date, telling her that i am a professional gamer would make it go like butter right
haha, you were joking... right?: then afterwards ill show her my esea profile
Simplicity: yeah do that
haha, you were joking... right?: ok
Simplicity: and record it please


22:04 - alfunkso: the other team has problems
22:04 - Kalkin #esea: k
22:04 - Kalkin #esea: well first tell them to ♥♥♥♥ themselves
22:04 - Kalkin #esea: second
22:05 - Kalkin #esea: you guys need to find a new date and time to reschedule this


21:34 - CheesyMacgyver #Nerf Gunslinger: oh no
21:34 - CheesyMacgyver #Nerf Gunslinger: I cant
21:34 - CheesyMacgyver #Nerf Gunslinger: you will seduce her with your accen
21:34 - CheesyMacgyver #Nerf Gunslinger: you ♥♥♥♥♥
21:34 - CheesyMacgyver #Nerf Gunslinger is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
21:35 - alfunkso: HAHAHAHAHAHA
21:35 - alfunkso: no way
21:35 - alfunkso: she wont understand a word
21:35 - CheesyMacgyver #Nerf Gunslinger: oh sureee
21:35 - CheesyMacgyver #Nerf Gunslinger: SUREE ALFUNKSO
21:35 - CheesyMacgyver #Nerf Gunslinger: YOU JIGALOO

0:17 - alfunkso: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
0:17 - alfunkso: nooooooooooooooo
0:17 - alfunkso: are you gonna
0:17 - alfunkso: kidnap him?
0:17 - Jaguar #CEVO: yes
0:17 - Jaguar #CEVO: I love gay boys
0:17 - alfunkso: hahaahha
0:17 - Jaguar #CEVO: don't put that in your profile.

21:36 - alfunkso #riptf.tv: fred astaire lets scrim
21:43 - Fred Astaire: NO
21:43 - alfunkso #riptf.tv: PLEASE
21:43 - Fred Astaire: THERE ARE PUBS TO PLAY
21:43 - alfunkso #riptf.tv: PUBS ARE NOT AS IMPORTANT I SWEAR
21:44 - Fred Astaire: VALVE CARES ABOUT PUBS
21:44 - Fred Astaire: NOT SIXES
21:44 - alfunkso #riptf.tv: rofl
21:45 - alfunkso #riptf.tv: can't really argue with that

0:39 - boon: http://ozfortress.com/showthread.php?t=58545
0:39 - boon: really sick QL xhairs
1:41 - alfunkso: nice
1:41 - alfunkso: just what I was looking for
1:41 - alfunkso: I wanted to feel empowered while playing this game
0:41 - boon: well the penis is an example
0:41 - boon: but if thats what ur into
0:42 - boon: you can make ur hitsound a girl havin an orgasm
0:42 - boon: that way ur literally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ur opponents

"I really love it when you direct me but we should make a safeword k? because someone might get hurt sometime" -CheesyMacgyver
"He could be making a salad and he would be getting better at tf2 than doing what he's doing in DM right now" -CheesyMacgyver

3:19 - jay: god im watching a documentary about porn for some reason
3:19 - jay: please help me
3:19 - jay: i need assistance

14:31 - ⅛ sul-toaster: wish i coulda recorded
14:31 - ⅛ sul-toaster: you sliding all over the floor
14:31 - ⅛ sul-toaster: the other night
14:31 - ⅛ sul-toaster: that was hilarious
14:31 - alfunkso: hahahahahaa
14:31 - alfunkso: YO it was a strategic move ok
14:31 - ⅛ sul-toaster: http://www.intimategadgets.com/
14:31 - ⅛ sul-toaster: no that's not it
14:31 - ⅛ sul-toaster: http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=302152481
14:32 - ⅛ sul-toaster: hahahahahhhahaha
14:32 - alfunkso: ROFL

22:37 - alfunkso http://i49.tf : podis ringear medic?
22:37 - DK: na, queria pubear o mge
22:37 - DK: gracias
22:38 - DK: sorry
22:38 - DK: encima con ping el medic no rinde
22:40 - alfunkso http://i49.tf : dale no hay problem...
22:40 - alfunkso http://i49.tf : se que todavía no defines tu sexualidad
22:40 - alfunkso http://i49.tf : y lo respeto
22:40 - alfunkso http://i49.tf : ;)
22:42 - DK: te diria chupame el pico, pero si lo haces, te enamoraras de mi pene y no me dejaras tranquilo nunca mas en la vida
22:42 - alfunkso http://i49.tf : jajajajajajajajaaja
22:42 - alfunkso http://i49.tf : aweonao
22:44 - DK: GETPREGNANTSHOT <8)-/-O-<
22:45 - DK has changed their name to GETPREGNANTSHOT <8)-/-O-<.


21:35 - StaleWaffle lft: You are the best person I have met playing tf2. Throughout the entire time i played with you you were nothing but positive and selfless. You always stayed to cap points so cheesy could go ahead. You always held the flank down on pushes with or without heals. It goes beyond that though, you were always happy in mumble and never complained (even though you claimed you swore so much your parents were worried lol). No matter how mad any of us were you kept it together and focused on the positives. Even with the unfortunate event before cheesy's departure you served as a peace keeper and kept us from being immature. After both of our departures you held no hard feelings and were nice to both of us. You then posted the frag video you made of him and gained him tons of publicity out of your own kindness. He is now projected to be one of the best scouts in open. While he is deserving of that spot, I believe you are the hero and the reason he is where he is. I hope you always keep improving and continue to be the most genuinely kind person i have ever met (in and out of tf2). Alflunkso, u da man.