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I, an intellectual, watch Rick and Morty pretty frequently. I have to say, understanding the humor behind Rick and Morty is far too much for a simpleton dimwit like you. I find the humor behind “Wubba Lubba dub dub” to be very humorous and, most definitely, intellectual. I’ve furthered my mind by simply watching a TV, I now have no need to attend my public school because I feel so far above the others. I’ll never forget the time when Rick had turned himself into a pickle and used the exclamation “Pickle Rick”. That was when I realized the higher understanding Rick and Morty has provided me with. I am now putting “Frequent Rick and Morty watcher” on my job applications.

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Omg pickle rick is so funny I was up really late on a school nite and my mom was asleep and I laughed so hard I peed my pants!!!! She woke up and said I was grounded and I said, "I'm too smart for school I'm pickle rickkkkkkkk!!!" and then the next day she packed all her things and left without saying goodbye idc though moms are dumb anyway not anyways most people get that confuzed hahahaha 🥒

Ok, so it all started like 2 years ago or some ♥♥♥♥. So me, the minecraft god I am, go looking for a server to join. I wander upon this one server named some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-craft and joined their discord. There was this weird ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ girl in the discord, named something gay like panada or some ♥♥♥♥. So, we talk, become friends, and being the retarded middle schooler I am, we exchange kiks. So, she messages me one day, and says, "I liked your voice ever since the day we met" or some gay ♥♥♥♥ like that. So I'm all like, "Ok" because I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ flirting god. So, one thing leads to another, and she's like, wanna date. Again, the flirt master I am, I respond, "Ok". Again, one thing leads to another, and she sends a nude. It looked like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bomb went off in a deli full of roast beef. Greasy as ♥♥♥♥. So, soon after that we meet up and ♥♥♥♥ in my room, on my bed. And then she died because my ♥♥♥♥ was too big. True Story

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