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4 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
1.0 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
Я кликаю на этот чёртов банан. Я зависим от банана. Меня уволили, но я продолжаю кликать банан. От меня ушла жена с ребёнком, но я до сих пор продолжаю кликать банан. Арендодатель вышвырнул меня из квартиры, но я всё ещё не могу перестать кликать банан. Пришлось продать компьютер, но это меня не остановило, я продолжаю кликать банан уже на телефоне. Теперь я безработный одинокий бомж, но с бананами по 50 копеек.
Не повторяйте мою ошибку - не скачивайте банан.
Posted 15 June, 2024. Last edited 15 June, 2024.
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15 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
26.9 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
Ты живёшь в компьютерной игре, Макс!
Правда зелёным светом осветила мой мозг.
Если скосить глаза вниз и влево, увидишь датчики здоровья и оружия, постоянно повторяющиеся сцены, стрельба, время замедляет бег, чтобы мои движения было лучше видно.
Параноидальное чувство, будто кто-то управляет каждым моим шагом...
Забавно - дальше некуда. Хуже я и придумать не мог
Posted 26 December, 2021. Last edited 26 December, 2021.
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23 people found this review helpful
19 people found this review funny
27.3 hrs on record
Ла ла ла ла лайм
Я давно хотела слайм
Ла ла ла ла ла ла ла лайм
Ла ла ла ла ла ла ла лайм

Мама мне купила слайм
Ла ла ла ла лайм
Posted 4 December, 2021.
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44 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
31.6 hrs on record (29.1 hrs at review time)
Прошёл игру ради конечного саундтрека
Posted 4 December, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1,999.3 hrs on record (88.8 hrs at review time)
плохая игра
Posted 5 November, 2021. Last edited 22 November, 2023.
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44 people found this review helpful
13 people found this review funny
53.8 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
Welcome to San Andreas I’m CJ from Grove St.
Land of the heinous gang bangers and cold heat.
In Los Santos neighbors get no sleep
beefing with anybody competing even police.

Four deep in a green rag wit gold feet
blast with the flag on the strap that’s OG.
Stay in shape hit the gym lift the weights
get super cut or big and buff nice and straight.

You got stats respect, weapon skill
stamina muscle fat and sex appeal.
You get clothes from Bincos and Prolaps
Suburban Zip Victom and D Sach.

Watch your back when you in rival hoods
they’ll test just to guess if your survivals good.
Ducking shells at the Cluck’n Bell
jump out busting gunning till they tuck they tail.

It seem like I’m on impossible missions
twisted predicaments hostile positions.
Tennpenny and Polaski harass me
cop cars been on our ass the last past week.

Because the Dreas for the gangsters homeboy
hands is the language for the bangers homeboy.
And its dangerous homeboy
get your brains blew for how you do your fingers homeboy.

Heat ♥♥♥♥♥♥ we popping them
hot one’s dump them out bend the block shaken before the cops come
listen for sirens but they don’t got none
back another lap catch a straggler with a shotgun.

Hittin them up what that Grove St. like
in a dirty sling shot and old Levi’s.
Posted 12 October, 2021. Last edited 19 October, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
2,613.4 hrs on record (392.6 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
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Posted 30 November, 2019. Last edited 16 November, 2022.
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3 people found this review funny
2.1 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
Замена GTA 5
Posted 8 March, 2019.
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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
326.5 hrs on record (180.0 hrs at review time)
теперь ждем 2.3 10 лет
Posted 18 February, 2019. Last edited 19 December, 2023.
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