Get a grip, dude. There are no cat girls in Area 51, neither do you have to talk about getting a life. Have fun, creaming your body pillow, you garbage being.

fcking weeb.

-rep no gamesense, no comms

Well I’ve heard there was a sneaky gent
Who yearned to be in Smash Ultimate,
Then learned he wouldn’t be able to WAAA.
Who made the cut?
The nerd, the prude, the never-was, the always-nude,

The ones who’d never utter “WALLELUJAH.”
Wallelujah, Wallelujah…
Assist Trophy Waluigi.

But baby, I’ve been here before.
You opted for the pterosaur,
Some squid thing showed up and the fans said “BOOYAH!”
I said “An Echo would be fine”
But you said, “Too bad! Daisy time!”
It’s a cold and it’s a broken Wallelujah!

Wallelujah, Wallelujah…
Wallelujah, Waluigi.

Now maybe I’d be way too strong,
I’d top the tier lists all day long,
But even so, who the heck asked for Pichu!? WAAA.
Why won’t you let me make my case to
Punch some mascots in the face?
Ahh, go “assist” yourself! Bah!

Wallelujah! Wallelujah,
Wallelujah Wallelujah. Waluigi...

#WalugiiiGang

Nice guy with good aim and smart gameplay