and you go into space mode and teleports behind you

11:31 PM - catbag: big OOF
11:31 PM - Hobro: yeah not fun at all
11:31 PM - Hobro: oof juice
11:31 PM - Hobro: WHOLE B O T T L E

mandoorhand hookcardoor: dude isaac came over today
mandoorhand hookcardoor: and i heard the doorbell ring earlier at like
mandoorhand hookcardoor: 2 or 3
mandoorhand hookcardoor: then i go out to see if he's there
mandoorhand hookcardoor: and man door hand hook car door
IanPop: jesus christ
mandoorhand hookcardoor: that was satisfying
IanPop: i want to die

Hobro: What even is Australia
catbag snackpack: beautiful country god bless those backwater beach prisoner wannabe limeys
catbag snackpack: it's like the second america no one ever asked for
Hobro: Except they all fight murder animals everyday
catbag snackpack: its true they live on about 5% of the continent
catbag snackpack: so it's kind of like america but there's actually a reason that they don't inhabit the rest of it

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emojemes wer an mistaik

I'm 💘 Larry 😉 Arthauer and 👏 I'll 📝 refrain
From 👉 touching 👈 my 👨 neighbor's kid's 😳 again 😬
What 😦 I 👁 did 👏 was 👏 not 🚫 too 😡 kind 🙁
But 🍑 I'm 💘 a 👌 nice 🔥 guy, 👱 you'll 👉 come 💦 to 💦 find 🔭
I've 👁 got 🍸 a 👌 backyard and 👏 a 👌 real 💯 nice 🔥 pool 🏊
Y'all 👈 should 💘 come 💦 over 👏 for 🍆 a 👌 BBQ 😭
We 👥 could 🔒 make 🖕 some 👨 cold 💨 drinks 🍻 in 👏 my 👨 blender
But 🍑 do 👌 keep 👌 in 👏 mind 💪 I'm 💘 a 👌 sex 🍆 offender 👶

11:40 AM - catbag: orgies are my favorite couch game
11:40 AM - catbag: i love ♥♥♥♥
11:40 AM - catbag: ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth

5:36 PM - markapore singaplier: god came down and he said
5:36 PM - markapore singaplier: 'roll dem joints son'

homogay

3:30 PM - yung krillin: we're all gonna die

9:04 PM - Hobro: high velocity commiesmacking actions

8:25 AM - yung krillin: Ｈｏｗ　Ｔｈｅ　Ｆｕｃｋ　Ｉｓ　Ｃｙｂｅｒ　Ｂｕｌｌｙｉｎｇ　Ｒｅａｌ　Ｈａｈａｈａｈａ　Ｎｉｇｇａ

9:08 PM - 🅱️o🅱️a 🅱️ola: like hey bro you wanna chill at my place we're smoking heroin
9:08 PM - 🅱️o🅱️a 🅱️ola: no way dude my friend just got a hold of som ememes

12:18 AM - half bean half meme: nga
12:18 AM - you ever been a hobo my ♥♥♥♥♥: n g a
12:19 AM - half bean half meme: fr nga
12:19 AM - half bean half meme: tbh smh fam
12:19 AM - half bean half meme: 100
12:19 AM - half bean half meme: )
12:19 AM - half bean half meme: ♥♥♥♥

11:48 PM - half bean half meme: when yo utake a girls clothes off and find out its a dude
11:48 PM - half bean half meme: who's gonna care
11:48 PM - half bean half meme: i mean like you thought it was a girl
11:49 PM - half bean half meme: so like go ahead and smash
11:49 PM - half bean half meme: not that gay

4:46 PM - Kappz: memes will take over
4:47 PM - Kappz: trump is prez
4:47 PM - Kappz: yung lean has 11m plays

4:53 PM - turnt turt: you ever been a hobo my ♥♥♥♥♥

Hobro: I know you wanted to take a ride on my aircraft
Hobro: but I'm only allowed one extra passenger in addition to my allotted crew
Hobro: so if you'd like to tell me something about the masked supervillain, Bane, you may stay
Hobro: otherwise I'm afraid you're not welcome here
turnt turt: FOR YOU
Hobro: ALRIGHT
Hobro: LOOK
Hobro: ARE YOU BANE
Hobro: IS THAT YOU
Hobro: YA LIL ♥♥♥♥
turnt turt: shh dude
turnt turt: im ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ disguised
turnt turt: you werent supposed to find out
turnt turt: actually, you were
turnt turt: i wanted to be captured by the CIA
Hobro: alright hang on let me see what's underneath this bag
Hobro: ALRIGHT
Hobro: YOU'RE BANE
turnt turt: yeah
Hobro: WHAT GIVES HUH
turnt turt: get fooled
Hobro: WHAT'S WITH THE GOOFY MASK KIDDO
turnt turt: it HURTS

7:04 PM - turnt turt: put some hot sausage and gravy on my cancer

2:09 AM - P R O S T A T E T I C K L I N G: what are we talking about
2:09 AM - jammin the ruff: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ memery

1:03 AM - jammin the ruff: reptile jews from the moon
1:03 AM - jammin the ruff: shapeshifting space aliens
1:03 AM - jammin the ruff: and people vote for them
1:03 AM - jammin the ruff: ? ? ? ? ? ?
1:04 AM - jammin the ruff: you could run for office but ♥♥♥ who wants to be a democratt
1:04 AM - jammin the ruff: being republican these days only means you like jesus and hate gays
1:04 AM - jammin the ruff: i got too high
1:04 AM - applesause applause pause: LMFAO

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10:16 PM - The process of a lemon nation: gotta stay hygenic when you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ your ♥♥♥♥

Hobro: dota 2
Hobro: by yourself catbag
catbag: totatoe
Hobro: owo
catbag: dota2
catbag: whats this
Hobro: NOTICES
Hobro: YOUR
Hobro: FEED
catbag: ASS
catbag: oh

1:28 AM - unravel a burger mystery: super handy
1:28 AM - The process of a lemon nation: that's what ur mom gave me

1:06 PM - catbag: im actually gonna go throw up now
1:06 PM - Getsix: oh jeez ok
1:08 PM - catbag: ok i only had to pee

3:26 PM - Noggin Warmkeeper: ♥♥♥♥
3:27 PM - catbag: meme
3:43 PM - Noggin Warmkeeper: MEME
3:43 PM - catbag: ♥♥♥♥

4:23 PM - catbag: gods peed
4:23 PM - catbag is now Offline.

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It's BAD to like anime!
Post this on the wall of a HUGE WEEABOO and tell them how DISGUSTING they are

Hobro: have FUN OUT OF LOW PRIO
Hobro: WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
famwich: WE MADE IT
famwich: W E W
Hobro: DONALD TRUMP IS PRESIDENT
Hobro: CATBAG IS OUT LOW PRIO
famwich: WORLD WAR 3 IS STARTING
Hobro: THE CURRENT YEAR IS BEAUTIFUL CATBAG
famwich: i hope 2017 is just as good
famwich: how can it not be
famwich: we live in the meme age now

3:00 AM - catbag: im keeping an eye on it
3:01 AM - Getsix: keep an eye on these nuts,
3:01 AM - Getsix: got him
3:01 AM - catbag: haah
3:02 AM - catbag is now Offline.

5:40 PM - catbag: who do i look like
5:40 PM - catbag: the yam
5:40 PM - catbag: no

9:32 PM - ☭catbag☭: robots will never make the same stupid mistakes that monkeys do
9:32 PM - ☭catbag☭: white people dont either

12:28 PM - philly wheatsteaks: and i was like "ok it's gum see"
12:28 PM - philly wheatsteaks: then i got high as ♥♥♥♥

11:31 PM - Hippyish: FUN FACT
11:31 PM - ☭catbag☭: wats up
11:31 PM - Hippyish: The L. in Samuel L. Jackson stands for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
11:31 PM - Hippyish: the "L" is silent
11:31 PM - ☭catbag☭: rofl
11:31 PM - ☭catbag☭: i would believe it

12:28 AM - ☭catbag☭: in this game you play as space communists that travel trhough time
12:29 AM - ☭catbag☭: the music is very good

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10:24 PM - anonymous toke alleys: s o r r y
10:25 PM - anonymous toke alleys: i loosened your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for you

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HOWS THE INTERNET RECENTLY FRIENDO

2:26 PM - anonymous toke alleys: oh yeah believe me
2:26 PM - anonymous toke alleys: i can beat my wife

10:14 PM - chugged an old beet: oh my god dad
10:14 PM - chugged an old beet: get the noose and the anal beads
10:14 PM - chugged an old beet: im ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cummming

11:48 PM - GRAPEBOAT YOUR GRANDMAFRUIT: Good Kid, F.A.T Tity

12:15 AM - catbag: my $800 dildo
12:15 AM - catbag: sits on my face
12:15 AM - catbag: wait

2:59 PM - catbag: itll give you a little tingle when you rape her

1:08 AM - catbag: im just a ♥♥♥♥♥ with a rocket launcher
1:08 AM - the night club deserved it: LAWN CHAIR
1:08 AM - catbag: rock it lawn chair
1:09 AM - the night club deserved it: lawn chair
1:09 AM - the night club deserved it: i rock that
1:09 AM - catbag: fake penis
1:09 AM - catbag: i suck that
1:10 AM - the night club deserved it: orgasms
1:10 AM - the night club deserved it: i fake that
1:10 AM - catbag: that fake weed
1:10 AM - catbag: i sold it to your kid
1:10 AM - catbag: and he died
1:10 AM - catbag: but im not a rapper

4:38 PM - catbag: peeing on folks

1:55 AM - catbag: as soon as you have 1 jew civilzation plummets at exponential speeds

12:21 AM - catbag: dude ♥♥♥♥ yeah im gnna be a type god
12:21 AM - catbag: and get a boring office job