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Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2019 @ 2:50pm

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2018 @ 6:27am

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2019 @ 11:04am

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2018 @ 2:48pm

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2018 @ 6:27am

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2019 @ 7:02am

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2020 @ 1:42pm

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2018 @ 5:42pm

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2018 @ 6:27am

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2020 @ 3:21pm

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2018 @ 5:15pm

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2020 @ 3:07pm

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2018 @ 6:27am

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 5:54am

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2019 @ 8:25am

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2019 @ 11:04am

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2020 @ 2:20pm

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2019 @ 2:51pm

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked 31 May, 2019 @ 5:03am

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2019 @ 11:04am

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2019 @ 9:23am

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2019 @ 11:09am

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2019 @ 5:00am

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2019 @ 11:28am

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2019 @ 7:59am

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 9:23am

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2020 @ 3:17pm

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2019 @ 5:20am

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2020 @ 3:07pm

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 10:29am

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 10:22am

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 10:15am

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2020 @ 2:22pm

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2020 @ 3:08pm

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2020 @ 3:12pm

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 11:26am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 11:20am

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 1 May, 2020 @ 9:16am

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2019 @ 11:04am

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2019 @ 9:09am

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2020 @ 7:20am

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2021 @ 11:46am

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2021 @ 11:42am

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2019 @ 11:09am

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 6:45pm

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2019 @ 11:04am

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 7:46am

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2019 @ 11:04am

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2019 @ 9:13am

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 2:43pm

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2020 @ 3:39pm

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 5:54am

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2019 @ 11:04am

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2021 @ 11:43am

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2019 @ 9:52am

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2019 @ 9:43am

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2019 @ 9:54am

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2019 @ 9:47am

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2019 @ 8:40am

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2019 @ 9:39am

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked 17 May, 2021 @ 11:50am

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2019 @ 5:32pm

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2020 @ 2:06pm

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2019 @ 12:27pm

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2019 @ 12:27pm

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2019 @ 10:53am

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2019 @ 11:42am

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked 4 May, 2019 @ 3:14pm

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2018 @ 6:27am

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2019 @ 10:23am

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2019 @ 10:34am

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2019 @ 11:23am

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2019 @ 11:59am

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2019 @ 10:38am

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2018 @ 6:27am

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Unlocked 8 May, 2021 @ 2:20am

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2019 @ 11:58am

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2018 @ 5:49pm

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2019 @ 9:37am

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2019 @ 9:42am

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2018 @ 6:27am

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2019 @ 12:28pm

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2019 @ 10:44am

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2019 @ 8:59am

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2018 @ 6:06pm

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2019 @ 7:53am

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2020 @ 12:25pm

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2018 @ 6:27am



The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101

BFF

Lick a friend

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.