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27 of 50 (54%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 6:59am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 7:38am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 1:39am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 12:42pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 4:47am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 11:16am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 6:56am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 4:08am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 5:11am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 6:44am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 5:24am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 7:12am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 10:54am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 5:54am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 5:15am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 6:47am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 6:47am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 2:36am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 6:44am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 4:35am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 10:34pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 9:46am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 10:22am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 12:32pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 5:43am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 12:38pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 10:29am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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