We gotta get out of this place,
If it's the last thing we ever do.
-- The Animals
🤥
Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to
stick to one thing till it gets there.
-- Josh Billings
😍
It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding
a sickness you like.
-- Jackie Mason
🤑
Hanlon's Razor:
Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained
by stupidity.
😷
Rincewind had been told that death was just like going into another room.
The difference is, when you shout, "Where's my clean socks?", no-one
answers.
(Eric)
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Lois: [on Meg's shoulders] Just a little higher, honey.
Meg: Mom, I don't think I can... [sinks]
Girl: Who's holding Lois?
Boy: Some guy named Mel.
🤥
Giving money and power to governments is like giving whiskey and
car keys to teenage boys.
-- P.J. O'Rourke
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