"c@tpuccino di@r!ez: ep!sode 6 — cactuspwuff snuggle regr3tz"

uwu meowdy diary~ ૮₍ ´• ˕ •` ₎ა
today i did a bad... a sp!key-wikey ouchie owow bad!!
i s-saw da cutie green th!ng... all puffy n' pokey...
a smol sassy c@ctus~ looked so squee i just HAD 2 snuggle >w<

i purred... i flopped... i nuzzled... i YOWLED

🌵💔🩸

d-da cuddles turned into the STAB-IES
like 1000 angwy needle bois piercing my soul (and my fluff)
meowmy c@tbutt now a pin-cushion of despair T_T

i tried 2 groom da hurty spots but da spikes said:
"NO TOUCHIE FOOLISH FLUFFBALL!!"

now i lay in shame...
wrapped in bandaidz and regret,
dreaming of soft plushies and not c@cti kissies 😿

note 2 self:
no more hugs 4 prickly bois
unless i want my toe beans to cr! 😭

+1 makes useful stuff

if it ain't this guy

+REP EPIC

-rep no ror2

-rep furry